Did you earn your keyboard jockey medal of honor?

I did the real thing

I've been typing since I was 4.

Started with a typewriter, then a TRS-80, then an Apple II, Then an IBM clone, so, yes.

I can easily say I'm a keyboard prodigy.

I want one!

Damn, I did not earn that

If we started minting those, we'd be single-handedly driving up the cost of whatever metal we used