All the better to give you a bigger thumbs up my dear

For war 😅

mine aren't huge
perfect for playing the piano but, I don't play the piano.
I used to years ago, I took lesson and learned to sight read

Pleasure

To match the rest duh

Hours of Sw doom scrolling my thumb is very muscular!

Because I have little fingers

That’s my head 😒

For big trucks when I hitchhike

I never thought so. Until now. 😂

*looks at both hands* Wow. I never noticed that. Two of 'em!

Helps with blowing my nose

Shh I’m insecure about it

To pull out a plum

My feet are big,too,my thumbs are propotrionate to my HUUUGE hands😆

Yes it’s an extension of my..

It's normal sized. It just seems big to you because you're little

What is this group 😂?

No, I have a perfectly average thumb.

To put pressure on people's eyes if they try to attack me.

The wizard's curse. 😨

I'm preparing for the thumb wars... You are woefully unprepared for it, lady