Safe and effective

5 Canadian teenagers have died in their sleep since the end of December. Now what could be that common element? Well they were all white. They were all teenagers. They were all sleeping. They were all Canadian. Yes they were all vaxed but we know the vaxes are safe and effective so it couldn't be that..... Maybe we should not let white teenagers sleep in Canada since that seems to be the only common thread here. Of course there is that small problem of 2 police officers and a fireman dying suddenly too. They were white and Canadian and they all lived in Alberta. Yes they were jabbed multiple times but we know the jabs are safe so maybe we shouldn't let white Albertans serve in the RCMP or be firefighters.