Literally going bananas

I am a household of one, two with my dog.

Yesterday I ordered 5 single bananas, and was unsure if I could eat them before they spoiled.

Instead, they delivered 5 hands of bananas, 5 or 6 in each bunch.

So I alarmed the complex here by lying in wait until somebody who looked vulnerable walked by and then forcing bananas on them.

“Bananas lady” is not an inaccurate nickname.”