I think my s/o is trying to kill me!

She is making me vegetables and fruits, take herbal medicines and vitamins, etc.
She is taking away my ice cream, my potato chips and anything that is sweetened with sugar.
And also, (GASP and heavy sigh,) she cut down my eating of BACON to once a month!
I've been eating the things I like my way for over 50 years, so I think it's just a matter of time before I'm gone for good if she keeps this up...LOL
She also told me I need to get in shape. I told her that "round" is a shape...LOL

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MartinTheFirst · 26-30, M

People care too much about stupid things for no reason, people will drink a bottle of whiskey and smokey a pack a day and live to their 80s, I think bacon a couple times a week will be fine.

IM5688 · 61-69, M

@MartinTheFirst Oh, she wants me to stop smoking also. I've only been smoking for 50+ years, now she wants me to stop.

MartinTheFirst · 26-30, M

@IM5688 well I think smoking is a good thing to stop with. Try snus instead

Firewarrior · M

@MartinTheFirst thats not much better for your health

MartinTheFirst · 26-30, M

@Firewarrior it's infinitely better. Cigarettes are proven to cause cancer pretty much, snus is questionable at worst, but not linked to any cancer.

Firewarrior · M

@MartinTheFirst yes, but it is also very bad for your health.