I think my s/o is trying to kill me!

She is making me vegetables and fruits, take herbal medicines and vitamins, etc.
She is taking away my ice cream, my potato chips and anything that is sweetened with sugar.
And also, (GASP and heavy sigh,) she cut down my eating of BACON to once a month!
I've been eating the things I like my way for over 50 years, so I think it's just a matter of time before I'm gone for good if she keeps this up...LOL
She also told me I need to get in shape. I told her that "round" is a shape...LOL

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YoMomma ·

See if she lets you have turkey bacon its a healthier option ☺

BizSuitStacy · M

So, Muslims will tell you eating pork is unhealthy. But the average lifespan of a Muslim is 69 years...10 years less than the average American. Bacon is good for you!

joe438 · 61-69, M

What? Reduce your supply of bacon? That's unconscionable!

goliathtree · 56-60, M

She does realize that limiting bacon consumption is against the Geneva Convention?

Bexsy

Bacon once a month 😖

Horrifying

Pretzel · 70-79, M

She's not trying to kill you.

Just take away your will to live

MartinTheFirst · 26-30, M

People care too much about stupid things for no reason, people will drink a bottle of whiskey and smokey a pack a day and live to their 80s, I think bacon a couple times a week will be fine.

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Firewarrior · M

@MartinTheFirst thats not much better for your health

MartinTheFirst · 26-30, M

@Firewarrior it's infinitely better. Cigarettes are proven to cause cancer pretty much, snus is questionable at worst, but not linked to any cancer.

Firewarrior · M

@MartinTheFirst yes, but it is also very bad for your health.

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