The minute I decided to lose weight before this vacation, every ad became about food, every reel on social media was food, coworkers started bringing

snacks and my brain is convinced the food in the fridge was calling my name. I always think about food lately. 🥲

At this point this vacation is just gonna have to love me as I am. 🫄

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mindstruggle · 31-35, F Pinned Comment

Sooooo I got up from bed, ate a croissant with a warm milk. It was sooooo good 😭

Captainjackass · 31-35, M

@mindstruggle can I have one?

Zaphod42 · 51-55, M

You’re being far too soufflé about this. Be more hotdog about it and really taco up to the challenge! You can ravioli this, I have cake in you!

mindstruggle · 31-35, F

@Zaphod42
Am I reading this correctly?!! 😭

Captainjackass · 31-35, M

Be a big froggy if you want to be!

empanadas · 31-35, M

Tell them you are prego from a rich habibi. Then say the kid died a few months later. Best way to get around being fatter.

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mindstruggle · 31-35, F

@empanadas
The numbers are increasing immensely!

empanadas · 31-35, M

@mindstruggle f*ck condoms

BluntSm0ker · 100+, M

@empanadas
If there's any man I trust to impregnate my daughter and give her a good future it's you my dawg.

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