Dear water...

Why are you so bland? I mean if you want me to partake, you need charisma, pizzazz, some umph. You're no fun. 😒

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Surely sparkling water has pizzazz? Lol

@NIC0LE Soda Stream maybe? Lol

NIC0LE · F

@Beautifullyderanged At this point I might as well go back to soda and say I tried. 😂😂

@NIC0LE true less faffing with the machine as well

8Rockhead8 · 56-60, M

No fun indeed. But I help purify and cleanse your body of unwanted and unneeded stuff. Maybe you can like me a little??

NIC0LE · F

@8Rockhead8 True. But still. It's like eating food with a dash of salt and pepper and that's it. 😑

Rambler · 61-69, M

Water thinks you’re supposed to provide the umph yourself;)

Rambler · 61-69, M

NIC0LE · F

@Rambler I felt judged. 😐

Rambler · 61-69, M

@NIC0LE aw…no no, water never judges.

dancingtongue · 80-89, M

You really want pizzazz in your water? Why do I have an immediate mental image of my cat drinking out of the toilet bowl?

NIC0LE · F

@dancingtongue What in the....🤢

Lilymoon · F

Exactly. Water is so boring. 😑

Zaphod42 · 51-55, M

NIC0LE · F

@Zaphod42 I mean you drink almost half a gallon. 😌

Zaphod42 · 51-55, M

@NIC0LE Almost, but still not a full half gallon 😋

empanadas · 31-35, M

I love cold water but it's because I grew in basically a desert

NIC0LE · F

@empanadas I can't do cold water. Luke warm or room temp at best.

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