Do you dip food in your drinks?
I was called a heathen for dipping crisis in my beer the other night. And then this morning I dipped a slice of toast in my tea, my wife looked me dead in the eye with disgust and said “You’re taking this marriage to dark places I’m not sure I can follow. Quit it”
Am I a terrible person or can you relate?
Am I a terrible person or can you relate?











