I Absolutely Hate UnderwearIt's 6°F here this morning, -14C, so I guess I'll put on some underwear before I go out😫
I Want to Play a Song Game Have You Seen Your Mother Baby, Standing in the Shadow? - Rolling Stones The Four Tops number is a much better song.
I Love to LaughI heard a guy say this in church a couple weeks ago: I finally quit drinking because I became allergic to alcohol. Every time I drank, I'd break out in handcuffs.
I Have Lost Someone I LoveThinking about my sister today. Snow Storm Tumult, weeping, many new ghosts. Heartbroken, aging, alone, I sing To myself. Ragged mist settles In the spreading dusk. Snow skurries In the coiling wind. The wineglass Is spilled. The bottle is empty....See More »
I Have a Suggestion for Similar WorldsI would like to be able to see the last time someone logged in, so you know if they're still active or not.
I Love These LyricsHe's a walking contradiction, partly truth and partly fiction.... -Kris Kristofferson Aren't we all?
I Want To Say Random Lines I Like From Songs [I Randomly Burst Into Song]She was married when we first met, soon to be divorced. Helped her out of a jam, I guess, but I used a little too much force.
I Have Lots of Wtf Moments"Longest ingrown hair removal below belly button" OK, YouTube, why was this recommended for me??
I Am A Real Virgin Who Takes Pride In Being A VirginIt's excellent. Save it until it until it's meaningful. I'm sure you've friends who've regretted giving it up. There's no way to get it back. Respect yourself.
I Am Naming My 10 Songs I Can't Live WithoutInstant Karma - John Lennon When You're Only Lonely - JD Souther Tangled Up In Blue - Dylan No One Compares 2 U - Sinead O'Connor Glory Days - Springsteen Hey Jude - The Beatles Dead Flowers - Rolling Stones Gimme Shelter - Stones Canon in D Major -...See More »
I Like a Good QuoteHumanity is a parade of fools. And I am at the front of it, twirling a baton. -Dean Koontz