Sometimes I look at you and I feel jealous because you are so lucky to have someone like me

Who's a good boy? You are a good boy, you didn't shit in the house or eat cat turds again. Thats a good boy.

Who wants to go for a walk? Does the good boy want to go for a walk? The good boy — that's who.

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Uhuh

Im sorry what are you carrying on about now?

Ffs!

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In my head I hear voices.. so it's yours.🤔👽

Those are Alien's thoughts every morning

have you considered solitary confinement? 🤔