My best two lines ....

Back when I was young and hanging out in the punk rock clubs the line I used that almost always worked was:
“Nice shoes, wanna fuck?”

You can get the spare one lol

My best ones are
If you were a transformer you’d be Optimus Fine.

Boy, you must be a campfire because you're hot and I want S'more!

Do you fuck on first dates
Does you Dad own a brewery
Could I feel Your tits
Or would you show 'em to me
Cause you've got a nice head
And you look pretty honest
So me face'll be leavin' in quart of an hour
I'd like you to be on it.

Hey there gorgeous.
You wanna go halves with me on a baby?
Don't take me too serious.
I'm just pokin for fun. 😏

Do you know candace? candace dick fit in your mouth?

I have an incredibly small penis...would you like to see it?

Go ahead I will probably like that

How do u break a bed

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