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BarebottomTX · 56-60, M
Back when I was young and hanging out in the punk rock clubs the line I used that almost always worked was:
“Nice shoes, wanna fuck?”
“Nice shoes, wanna fuck?”
Rilyn · 31-35, F
You can get the spare one lol
My best ones are
If you were a transformer you’d be Optimus Fine.
Boy, you must be a campfire because you're hot and I want S'more!
If you were a transformer you’d be Optimus Fine.
Boy, you must be a campfire because you're hot and I want S'more!
PassingThrough · 46-50, M
@JamieDeer at least with the Transformers comment you could say “well why don’t you just transform and roll out?”
@PassingThrough good one!
PassingThrough · 46-50, M
@JamieDeer thanks I was proud of that one
Thevy29 · 41-45, M
Do you fuck on first dates
Does you Dad own a brewery
Could I feel Your tits
Or would you show 'em to me
Cause you've got a nice head
And you look pretty honest
So me face'll be leavin' in quart of an hour
I'd like you to be on it.
Does you Dad own a brewery
Could I feel Your tits
Or would you show 'em to me
Cause you've got a nice head
And you look pretty honest
So me face'll be leavin' in quart of an hour
I'd like you to be on it.
PoeticPlay · 51-55, M
Hey there gorgeous.
You wanna go halves with me on a baby?
Don't take me too serious.
I'm just pokin for fun. 😏
You wanna go halves with me on a baby?
Don't take me too serious.
I'm just pokin for fun. 😏
Goodson · 51-55, M
Do you know candace? candace dick fit in your mouth?
istillhaveanameitsrick · 56-60, M
I have an incredibly small penis...would you like to see it?
Goodson · 51-55, M
Go ahead I will probably like that
smileylovesgaming · 31-35, F
How do u break a bed
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