Wife. 😬

Country music/nascar enthusiast.

I’m married to someone else.

He shaves his legs.

I'm married.

His wife

she used to be a man

She had two blackheads in her ear.

I don't date my own race anymore, but the only women that ever message me are white ones.

Men who are bald and men who have the same name as a close family member of mine

My wife would object

Keeps calling Angela Lansbury a hottie, takes out his teeth then falls asleep at 8 while watching Murder She Wrote. 😒

They take a lot of naps

Her laugh

If he has the same name as my ex. Sorry dude. He's gonna be a liar.

Sorry not sorry, but when they have kids/young kids…

Some my biggies

Has a warrant out for their arrest

Doesn’t flush toilets

Licks their fingers then touches shared surfaces

Uses air fresheners as deodorant

Leaves dishes in the sink instead stacking or washing them

Eats loudly or smacks while chewing

They don’t have a source of income.

Open mouth gum chewing.

If they chew with their mouth open. Like that irritating smacking shit

They mix €40 wine with fanta or even worse cola 😵‍💫

They live in another country

Lack of self care and hygiene, like not taking a shower/bath, not trimming nails, not brushing and flossing their teeth etc. Although I think that’s not petty 🤔.

true story
I broke up with someone told me that "she's too short for you"

truth was, I had been considering ending it before that

Big gums little teeth freaks me out.

The use the wrong they’re/there/their

They’re Canadian 🤷🏻‍♀

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I can overlook petty stuff but one thing I cannot deal with is if they are alcoholics.

Bad breath and ignorance

The language they use in a normal conversation. Emotional reactions to situations I don’t consider appropriate.

Don’t know if that’s petty, but it’s real.

I don’t mind if they don’t care for sci-fi, but referring to it as a pointless waste of time makes them a pointless waste of a human form to me 🤷‍♂

they dont like peppermint