what kind of pickup line is gonna wow the ladies

i feel like our usernames match🫪

"You're even hotter than your grandma!"

I have a stable job with good benefits and retirement and over 800 credit score. also no family left so no crazy in laws. We doing this or what?

Is there a mirror in your pants? Cause I can see myself in them…

(You didn’t specify whether it had to be a good wow😝)

"I say! What a wonderful blouse you're wearing"

Are you midnight cause im lost in your darkness

I have a Black Card and a beach house.

Would you like $200

I do have a job and don't live in my parents' basement

"Let's get married! Yes...I KNOW I'm crazy. Crazy in LOVE!" 🤣🤣🤣

Hi I’m rich. My NAME is Mark

Honest conversation ...

Depends on their age

Any tongue twister

Show bobs

"You won't believe what Jess told me."

Once you indicate you have tea, there will be the desire to have it spilled...

Of course, you'll want and type of story to back it up