Ever date someone to later discover you were related in some way?

No, but in high school, I briefly dated a girl with the same last name. Everyone thought we were siblings or cousins or something, which got kind of weird, but we weren't related at all.

I discovered that my wife and I are distant cousins. We share grandparents from about five generations ago.

Thankfully no

Bruh what

This is exactly why you ask questions. Who are your people and where are they from?

Six degrees of separation

Hell nahh

That's what happens when you date in a small town.