What is the point to attempt to ruin it? Just say you’re sorry and need to leave. It’ll be ruined anyway but no bad words said and no feelings hurt.

Can't stay long. I've an appointment at the STD clinic.

Let me call my wife to let her know where i am

I have to wash my hair, bye.. .

Marry me

Just take this oath before we start any sort of relationship.

Sex on first date is chargeable 😃

"You don't actually want to have the vote, do you?".

I'm not sure... but last night... I think I got your sister pregnant

Do you stink

So, what do you bring to the table?

I play Magic The Gathering

Who cares? Could be anything. Let her go. Bye bye.

Go to restroom and leave.

"Your grandma is so hot!"

Trump or Biden.

Is your name treasure..... because you look like you have just been dug up..

My last date was beautiful compared to you.

Turn up, one look at me and they will leave

Must be digging up from the bottom of the barrel with this question.

"Hang on, I have to make sure we're not within a thousand feet of a school here."

Spill something on them

are you pregnant or just chubby?

What stinks, is that you? What are you wearing, the stink of desperation cologne?