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For Those That Are Looking To Date Someone On SW

I have your perfect dating profile for you. You getting offers in no time.



[big][center][b]Please send in your resumes and cover letter to (yourmail@mail.com) as to why you think we would be a good match. I look forward to reviewing your information and will get to you in 3-5 business days, but probably within the hour because I'm desperate.

I'm not fucking kidding, do it.
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This is awesome!

How many serious dms did you get?
Beautyinbroken · 36-40, F
Im working on my rough draft right now 😅
Beautyinbroken · 36-40, F
@HumanEarth an damn i aint even following u YET 🤣
HumanEarth · F
@Beautyinbroken Once you do....You will be drinking your coffee like thing more often

Beautyinbroken · 36-40, F
@HumanEarth love it i definitely could use the laughs 💛🌻
enclose a pic of your medicine cabinet...
I think you might get penalties for posts like these.
Funny, but against sw toc
HumanEarth · F
Well lets find out and lets go with the flow
Tumbleweed · F
Dating? Here?????
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
HumanEarth · F
You Like... I take It
HumanEarth · F
This one is getting PINNED on my profile 🤣🤣🤣🤣
SW-User
Emails right away😁
Ambroseguy80 · 56-60, M
My resume is quite long 😏
Longpatrol · 31-35, M
Can't, I cut a hole in the application for....reasons.
HumanEarth · F
I wonder why SW blur your profile photo. Yours is harmsless
Longpatrol · 31-35, M
@HumanEarth its my content, what I post etc. Not quite safe for work
Donotfolowme · 51-55, F
Hahaha desperate
HumanEarth · F
I take it. It made you smile
Justenjoyit · 61-69, M
I have always said that women look at a relationship like a man looks at his job
daydeeo · 61-69, M
@Justenjoyit
Is the payoff worth the pain?
What are the benefits?
Has this got long-term possibilities?
What's the retirement plan?
Possible opportunities for promotion?
How much time off will I get?
Justenjoyit · 61-69, M
@daydeeo If I like the job and treated good I will stay, who trusts the boss and what they say, if they sack me I will sue them. I will take the best offer for a job, get dressed up fot the interview. Who cares about the lights on and water, I am not paying lol

 
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