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For Those That Are Looking To Date Someone On SW

I have your perfect dating profile for you. You getting offers in no time.



[big][center][b]Please send in your resumes and cover letter to (yourmail@mail.com) as to why you think we would be a good match. I look forward to reviewing your information and will get to you in 3-5 business days, but probably within the hour because I'm desperate.

I'm not fucking kidding, do it.
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SW-User
I don't have a resume but I do have references.
VladG94 · 31-35, M
I'm actually not looking to date anyone here anymore to be honest, as my only goal is to smash the entire modern dating system to pieces with my enduring curses on it all with such strangling disdain to be honest, embracing all things that the modern dating game hates and despises like a constipated cancerous disease, and damaging anything that would be the utter health that benefits the modern dating game, not even maintaining even one percent of things that the modern dating game values and cherishes, as I continue to do what I love realistically and all of the modern dating game would dumbly pass away of starvation and be perished with no existence, oh that would make an excellent living in all of life for everyone, wouldn't it?
HumanEarth · F
That's good

This post is meant to be a prank post and to make fun of dating websites
Wow, and now you are posting about your husband!! Did it work??
HumanEarth · F
@jackjjackson okay I take it you don't know any of Bill Cosby stand up comedy routines.

This below is the whole hint and clue in one

Me: You want a hint?
You: Yes, please
Me: How long can you tread water?

Its a hint to their screen name
I got nothing. @HumanEarth
daydeeo · 61-69, M
@HumanEarth I remember that routine. I dont recall anyone here with name though🤔
Even I am planning to put up a Could Be Wife application form on my website.

https://globalcitizenmanifesto.com/blog/f/10-wives-100-children
This is awesome!

How many serious dms did you get?
Manofoz · 61-69, M
Any results
HumanEarth · F
I'm married and not looking. So it worked
Beautyinbroken · 36-40, F
Im working on my rough draft right now 😅
Beautyinbroken · 36-40, F
@HumanEarth an damn i aint even following u YET 🤣
HumanEarth · F
@Beautyinbroken Once you do....You will be drinking your coffee like thing more often

Beautyinbroken · 36-40, F
@HumanEarth love it i definitely could use the laughs 💛🌻
enclose a pic of your medicine cabinet...
I think you might get penalties for posts like these.
Funny, but against sw toc
HumanEarth · F
Well lets find out and lets go with the flow
Tumbleweed · F
Dating? Here?????
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
HumanEarth · F
You Like... I take It
HumanEarth · F
This one is getting PINNED on my profile 🤣🤣🤣🤣
SW-User
Emails right away😁
Ambroseguy80 · 56-60, M
My resume is quite long 😏
Longpatrol · 31-35, M
Can't, I cut a hole in the application for....reasons.
HumanEarth · F
I wonder why SW blur your profile photo. Yours is harmsless
Longpatrol · 31-35, M
@HumanEarth its my content, what I post etc. Not quite safe for work
Donotfolowme · 51-55, F
Hahaha desperate
HumanEarth · F
I take it. It made you smile
Justenjoyit · 61-69, M
I have always said that women look at a relationship like a man looks at his job
daydeeo · 61-69, M
@Justenjoyit
Is the payoff worth the pain?
What are the benefits?
Has this got long-term possibilities?
What's the retirement plan?
Possible opportunities for promotion?
How much time off will I get?
Justenjoyit · 61-69, M
@daydeeo If I like the job and treated good I will stay, who trusts the boss and what they say, if they sack me I will sue them. I will take the best offer for a job, get dressed up fot the interview. Who cares about the lights on and water, I am not paying lol

 
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