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why haven't the ladies blown my inbox out yet?

I changed my avatar to show my manly figure and I have not got any love for it.
This saddens me.
Maybe it's mass hysteria in the form of coulrophobia - fear of clowns.
@Dainbramadge i apologize, everyone needs love.
Sigh. Even clowns
Dainbramadge · 56-60, M
@Mamapolo2016 it's not a wig it's real hair. Really I wouldn't buy it to pay if I was balding. Wait I am bald. LOL
Dainbramadge · 56-60, M
@Bexsy yes you finally see it my way. Now send nudes to my inbox. Thank you in advance. :-)
Dainbramadge · 56-60, M
@Mamapolo2016 wait that isn't a normal reaction?
You are right I may have to rethink the big red shoes. :-)
@Dainbramadge Don't ask her to slow dance.
Dainbramadge · 56-60, M
@Mamapolo2016 yeah I see that problem too.
But any other time I dance like John Travolta. LOL
Actually that just made me laugh at myself to think of John Travolta with a big red nose and red hair in Big Red shoes dancing like he did in Saturday night fever. LOL
I would buy that for a dollar. :-)
Nanori · F
Show us your bank account instead
Dainbramadge · 56-60, M
@Nanori but..... Pecks .... Abs...... I surf.... Just love me dammit.
Nanori · F
@Dainbramadge fine I'll make dinner with ur abs then
Dainbramadge · 56-60, M
@Nanori yes. My supremesexiness has paid off. Abs of steel pecks of love. :-)
You know this talk to text is pretty cool. I had no idea supreme sexiness was one word. LOL
Dainbramadge · 56-60, M
@Thevy29 abs of steel. :-)
Eddiesolds · 61-69, M
I think its your make up lmfao
Dainbramadge · 56-60, M
@Eddiesolds do you think I went a little much on the blush? LOL
Eddiesolds · 61-69, M
@Dainbramadge lmfao!!
SW-User
Your left pectoral muscle is out of alignment
Dainbramadge · 56-60, M
@SW-User Damn it. I knew I wasn't perfect. :-(
Fairydust · F
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Fairydust · F
@Dainbramadge good make up helps 😉
Dainbramadge · 56-60, M
@Fairydust rumor has it I may have gone a little overboard on my blush. But I don't care it makes me feel sexy. :-)
Fairydust · F
@Dainbramadge some enhance the beer keg with contouring 😆
Dainbramadge · 56-60, M
@thepreposterouspanda I need eyebrows like them on my nipples. :-)
I like chubby men 🤷‍♀️
Dainbramadge · 56-60, M
@V00doo the hell you say. I'm buff. Love me dammit. LOL
iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
It’s the clown face that had me running away 🤣
iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
@Dainbramadge the clown face is too creepy 🤣. Abs aren’t important to me either 🤷🏼‍♀️
Dainbramadge · 56-60, M
@iamonfire696 But have you seen my pecks????
iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
@Dainbramadge you are too funny

 
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