why haven't the ladies blown my inbox out yet?

@Mamapolo2016 that can't be a real thing. Everybody loves a clown. Right? Tell me I'm right. LOL

@Dainbramadge You're right, honey.

Except - you're wrong.

@Mamapolo2016 no that's not what I need to hear.
I have a very fragile ego that needs to be fluffed.
I put myself out there all sexy and stuff for you ladies and get snubbed because I like cotton candy and wearing big red shoes. :-(

@Mamapolo2016 I've always been afraid of clowns since I got spooked by one at the zoo as a child

To my defense...was a super spooky clown
At least way I remember it

@Bexsy you don't think clones are sexy? Even with these massive abs and pecks. I'm not a scary clown I am a very sexy one. You can't say that doesn't change things for you even a little.

@Bexsy I've never been clear on why we think tiny children will be amused by huge scary-looking clowns. 😱

@Mamapolo2016 it seems like I remember that a clown is some form of depiction of a rotting corpse. Wit the sunken eyes and elongated smile. I should probably look that up.
Now say I'm sexy damn it.

@Dainbramadge See, but no matter how fine the physique, the datee would constantly hear "Why are you with that clown?"

@Dainbramadge I'm seventy. I can't even TELL anymore.

@Mamapolo2016 damn it woman. You know you like the bad boys or in this case the bad clowns. I'm irresistible dammit. You know this. LOL

@Mamapolo2016 oh and apparently I surf. That's even more sexy isn't it?
You may be 70 but you're 100% woman. Now look at my abs.

@Dainbramadge I only think of washboard bands when I see abs.

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@Mamapolo2016 me neither. It should scream...run away little children lol

@Dainbramadge Doesn't your wig get wet surfing?

@Dainbramadge well, those are nice abs. Have to do something about the 🤡 face

@Mamapolo2016 you cut me to the Bone. :-(
I spend 8 hours a day in the gym to drive you ladies insane.
And all they get is you remind me I have to do laundry. LOL

@Bexsy the kids that don't relate me to a rotting corpse think I am fantastic. Well at least the ones that don't run away screaming and crying do. :-)

@Bexsy us ugly people need love too you know? :-(

@Dainbramadge i apologize, everyone needs love.
Sigh. Even clowns

@Mamapolo2016 it's not a wig it's real hair. Really I wouldn't buy it to pay if I was balding. Wait I am bald. LOL

@Bexsy yes you finally see it my way. Now send nudes to my inbox. Thank you in advance. :-)