why haven't the ladies blown my inbox out yet?

@Nanori but I have abs and pecks. That has to account for something. And I also just realized I surf. You hot chickies like us surfer types don't you? Love me damn it I'm a clown and I'm funny. I will make you balloon animals and feed you cotton candy in bed.

@Dainbramadge no (˘͈ ω ˘✿)

@Nanori but did you take inventory of my lats? I'm sexy damn it and there's no other way to look at it. Want to buy me dinner?

@Dainbramadge exactly your muscles can't buy me dinner and wine 😡

@Nanori but..... Pecks .... Abs...... I surf.... Just love me dammit.

@Dainbramadge fine I'll make dinner with ur abs then

@Nanori yes. My supremesexiness has paid off. Abs of steel pecks of love. :-)
You know this talk to text is pretty cool. I had no idea supreme sexiness was one word. LOL