Your 16 year old daughter informs you she wants to become an 'exotic dancer'. Your reaction ?

Could be worse, she could be a liberal.

Haha. There was a student at the university who wanted a new computer and she told me she was going to start dancing at a bar. She thought she’d make enough in a few weeks to pay cash for one. She went and bought two sets of lacy lingerie. Went to a small town (where nobody knew her) and danced one night. Told me she was so sore from dancing that she decided she wasn’t going to continue . She did good if she made enough$ from those old men to pay for her new lingerie and the gas it took to drive to the next county and back.

Not while she lives in my house

my reaction would be to tell her..."your mom never and still doesn't make good money at it.....stay in school"

off to the Nunnery

Looks like she’s going to boarding school next year

I’m glad I have a boy

If you can't make the cheerleading squad there is no way you could be an exotic dancer! 😉

*Buys her an entire set of encyclopedias

Could be a Liverpool supporter

okay, just make sure you find a place that treats the girls well, and be sure to make friends with your coworkers so they can keep you safe, i will ask you to take a few self defence classes, but tell me where you work so i know to not go there, i love you

'What's exotic about an American strip club?'

I don't have a daughter

Weld the door to her room shut. Lol.

I want 30% of her onlyfans earnings