Your 16 year old daughter informs you she wants to become an 'exotic dancer'. Your reaction ?

Haha. There was a student at the university who wanted a new computer and she told me she was going to start dancing at a bar. She thought she’d make enough in a few weeks to pay cash for one. She went and bought two sets of lacy lingerie. Went to a small town (where nobody knew her) and danced one night. Told me she was so sore from dancing that she decided she wasn’t going to continue . She did good if she made enough$ from those old men to pay for her new lingerie and the gas it took to drive to the next county and back.