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So I'm at the club last night with my sister

And this one guy comes up to me and goes "can I buy you a drink?" So I look at him and say "sorry, I don't drink i take antipsychotics" trying to scare him away lmao

And this guy looks at me for a minute and goes "I love you" 💀
PatKirby · M Best Comment
Haha, like that one. Might use that. A 4-5 schmoozed next to me at the bar near closing time and charmly asked if I'd like to buy her a drink. Thought of using the ole 'I have a gf' line to brush her off but instead told her 'I have HIV'. Whoosh, works every time.😂
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jackjjackson · 61-69, M
You’re too classy for paying as you go to be your only female contact 🤙🏼 @PatKirby
PatKirby · M
@jackjjackson

Thank you. Curiously if I resort to drinking Bud Lite at the bar, no one bothers me. Works almost every time, except for trans BBQ+. Ever used a snappy line yourself? Or you just point to your ring?

Pfuzylogic · M
Guess that proposed boundary didn’t work that well with his bulldozer. Tell me you had a response! 😗
DeluxedEdition · 26-30, F
@Pfuzylogic honestly I busted out laughing 🤣
Then
I told him I loved him too and gave him a hug 😂
Pfuzylogic · M
@DeluxedEdition
I can see you respond with a generous attitude! ❤️
HumanEarth · 56-60, M
I bet he scared you away instead. Your plan back fired

At least he didn't get down on one knee and say. Will you marry me?
DeluxedEdition · 26-30, F
@HumanEarth you're right tho when he said that I was like yeah red flag 🤣
DeluxedEdition · 26-30, F
@Classified bahahahahaha
what excuse would you have you used had he asked you to dance?
DeluxedEdition · 26-30, F
@beermeplease i did dance xD
Elessar · 26-30, M
Still a better love story than Twilight?
DeluxedEdition · 26-30, F
@Elessar right 😭 😂
FreestyleArt · 31-35, M
He's probably way ahead of himself than a drink 🥴
DeluxedEdition · 26-30, F
@FreestyleArt he was tore tf up xD
TheOthetAcc · 36-40, M
So when is the marriage?
DeluxedEdition · 26-30, F
@TheOthetAcc we went to vegas yesterday and got married for 25 cents !!!
So what was wrong with him…?😅
MrBrownstone · 46-50, M
You give him the P?
the hail mary pass...
PatKirby · M
Thanks for the BC😎
dumasme · 51-55, M
Lol! That's a great line...
Justenjoyit · 56-60, M
Azlotto · M
A pulse is good enough for me.
DeluxedEdition · 26-30, F
@Azlotto XD comments never disappoint lmfao

 
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