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Haha, like that one. Might use that. A 4-5 schmoozed next to me at the bar near closing time and charmly asked if I'd like to buy her a drink. Thought of using the ole 'I have a gf' line to brush her off but instead told her 'I have HIV'. Whoosh, works every time.😂
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jackjjackson · 61-69, M
You’re too classy for paying as you go to be your only female contact 🤙🏼 @PatKirby
PatKirby · M
@jackjjackson
Thank you. Curiously if I resort to drinking Bud Lite at the bar, no one bothers me. Works almost every time, except for trans BBQ+. Ever used a snappy line yourself? Or you just point to your ring?
Thank you. Curiously if I resort to drinking Bud Lite at the bar, no one bothers me. Works almost every time, except for trans BBQ+. Ever used a snappy line yourself? Or you just point to your ring?
Pfuzylogic · M
Guess that proposed boundary didn’t work that well with his bulldozer. Tell me you had a response! 😗
DeluxedEdition · 26-30, F
Pfuzylogic · M
@DeluxedEdition
I can see you respond with a generous attitude! ❤️
I can see you respond with a generous attitude! ❤️
HumanEarth · 56-60, M
I bet he scared you away instead. Your plan back fired
At least he didn't get down on one knee and say. Will you marry me?
At least he didn't get down on one knee and say. Will you marry me?
DeluxedEdition · 26-30, F
@HumanEarth you're right tho when he said that I was like yeah red flag 🤣
Classified · M
DeluxedEdition · 26-30, F
@Classified bahahahahaha
beermeplease · M
what excuse would you have you used had he asked you to dance?
DeluxedEdition · 26-30, F
@beermeplease i did dance xD
Elessar · 26-30, M
Still a better love story than Twilight?
DeluxedEdition · 26-30, F
@Elessar right 😭 😂
FreestyleArt · 31-35, M
He's probably way ahead of himself than a drink 🥴
DeluxedEdition · 26-30, F
@FreestyleArt he was tore tf up xD
TheOthetAcc · 36-40, M
So when is the marriage?
DeluxedEdition · 26-30, F
@TheOthetAcc we went to vegas yesterday and got married for 25 cents !!!
So what was wrong with him…?😅
MrBrownstone · 46-50, M
You give him the P?
TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 41-45, MVIP
the hail mary pass...
PatKirby · M
Thanks for the BC😎
dumasme · 51-55, M
Lol! That's a great line...
Justenjoyit · 56-60, M
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Azlotto · M
A pulse is good enough for me.
DeluxedEdition · 26-30, F
@Azlotto XD comments never disappoint lmfao