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HumanEarth · F Best Comment
Hang on, I need get my British intelligence agent on this @HootyTheNightOwl

Hooty Here Is Your Mission Briefing

This is your mission, should you choose to accept it.

Your objective: Investigate the enigmatic messages contained within the attached photograph. This image holds secrets that could lead to significant revelations about the intentions of adversaries lurking in the shadows.

The photograph displays a cryptic phrase: "Hireath." This term is rooted deep in Welsh culture it embodies a longing for a place that may never be reached. As an agent of Her Majesty's Service, your task is to delve into its implications.
Your detailed objectives include:

Research the term "Hireath": Uncover its historical significance and how it could relate to current operations.

Identify any connection: Determine if this longing translates to any ongoing or past missions linked to national security.

Gather intelligence: Explore any known groups or individuals who may leverage such sentiment for personal gain or manipulation.

You will operate under your false identity, maintaining the utmost secrecy. Use all necessary resources at your disposal, including cyber intelligence and local contacts. Remember, the fate of many may rest in your findings.

Should you be discovered or captured, the Agency will disavow any knowledge of your actions.

The journey could lead you far from home, embrace the challenge, and good luck.

This message will self-destruct in five seconds.
HumanEarth · F
So @HootyTheNightOwl I take it this not a Mission Impossible
@HumanEarth No, Ma'am... It's easily proven that one does not eat Yorkshire pudding in a roll.
HumanEarth · F

peterlee · M
Not where I come from, we speak English.
Clearly not from London
jackjones68 · 51-55, M
@V00doo I was under the impression that us northerners spoke with the British accent too haha.
Hireath · 36-40, M
@V00doo You never had a chip butty or bubble 'n' squeak?
Uncfred · 61-69, M
@Hireath Now that is proper British.
ArishMell · 70-79, M
Accurate? That is made up - probably by someone who knows nowt about British culture and has never visited the country! :-)
ArishMell · 70-79, M
@Uncfred Those latter two dishes are real, yes, but what was quoted looked complete nonsense, not the regional dialect it is probably trying to lampoon.
Uncfred · 61-69, M
@Hireath Yea, sorry, I am getting too posh in the south.
pride49 · 31-35, M
@Uncfred Bubble and squeak. Toad in the hole
Thevy29 · 41-45, M
I think Microplastics Enjoyer was in the midst of a stroke when he wrote that.
peterlee · M
@Thevy29 Clearly not Diabetic Two, as you cannot eat either potatoes or bread.
ArtieKat · M
@peterlee In small doses
Ferric67 · M
I need to start giving out these as answers while at work to people
Perhaps that would earn me less responsibility

Plus the obvious
A plate of potatoes and bread

Squeaky butty butt with grimbos and crine
I gotta get that down pat….with a straight face
jackjones68 · 51-55, M
Do you sniff glue?
HumanEarth · F
No, but I write in glue
calicuz · 56-60, M
Drama Queeeeens. 🙄
hunkalove · 70-79, M
Dang, I thought my squeaky butty-butt was one-of-a-kind!

 
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