Is Santa Claus Black, White or Brown skin?

It a debate I just heard on local talk radio this morning and I wonder what you members of SW think

Update:

Santa, is a skinny midget Asian woman with buck teeth

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Greyjedi · M

Saint Nicholas was from Turkey 🇹🇷 so he had arbic complection.

LordShadowfire · M

@Greyjedi Actually, we've been over this before you arrived. He was living in Turkey in the first century, which means he was Greek.

SW-User

@Greyjedi Oh! I thought it was just the soot from the chimney.

Greyjedi · M

@LordShadowfire wrong he was a rich Arbic Turkish gentleman who did more for relationships that Saint Valentine.

LordShadowfire · M

@Greyjedi Honestly, to me, his generosity is more important. He made toys for children, as we all know, but he also helped prostitutes pay off their pimps so that they could be free. Once, when a merchant was about to go out of business, he secretly threw a bag of gold through his shop window and saved the company. If anybody deserves to be turned into the spirit of Christmas, it's Nicholas.