Did you know that it is easier to find the Venezuelan dictator than a child in a Minnesota Somali daycare

@4meAndyou they can either give it back in money, gold, or blood. their choice.

@MayorOfCrushtown Their choice:

Door #1: A$$ whupping by MayorOfCrushtown followed by a$$ kicking all the way down the main street of town by the public.

Door #2: Incarceration at Riker's Island.

Door #3: Extradition to Somalia.

🤔🤔🤔 Hmmm. Decisions, decisions, decisions!!!

@4meAndyou they waited too long....... they gettin door 1, then 2, then 3. LOL

@Nimbus get off the internet and go to Old Trafford and apply for the manager position

@CountScrofula I saw it on Reddit earlier too.

@SwampFlower I think someone on the right finally managed to make a joke that structurally works and it's like Christmas for em