USA to create DOTA

In response to fake news about the president losing public approval the Department Of Trump Adoration will be created. Schools will be required to teach his virtues and failure to praise him will be punishable by either a fine or prison term.

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Nanoose · 61-69, M

I heard that he just signed an executive order to force the Crayola Crayons company to only have one color in their crayon boxes – and they have to name it MAGA Red.
Cheers!

thisguy20 · 41-45, M

While I'm 99% sure this is a sarcastic suggestion / idea, there is the very real possibility that donOLD tRUMP would actually do such a thing.

AnnaBunny · 18-21, F

@thisguy20 It's definitely sarcasm.

ArishMell · 70-79, M

Or.... D.O.T. Exultation?

StevetheSleeve · 31-35, M

I guess he did learn something from little rocket man

dirge

by papal decree. he'll soon declare himself to be popesident.

OlderSometimesWiser · F

Lol…… don’t be giving Cheeto Benito any ideas.

Nanoose · 61-69, M

@OlderSometimesWiser Awhile back Trump declared himself “the Fertilization President”.
If he ever puts out a pamphlet about it he can use that image. Cheers

Mudkip · 31-35, M

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