Would You Vote for Me?

I have often thought that I should run for President of the United States. Waht do you think? Cloud I do any worse? (Spell checj aside, of course) Perhaps it's time to dispense with the outdated idea that one needs to be some elite, anointed apparatchik and just elect an unknown, unqualified, unheralded commoner. Honestly, I think it's time we all came together as a narion and elect me, GerOttman as the next leader of the free world. I cam't spell, but I know where the commas go will be my campaign slogan!

I understand the position pays well and had offers perks and benefits...