U.K. election voting options.

Tories - They don’t care about you and no idea how to run a country but will make themselves rich and buy titles.

Labour - They don’t care about you and no idea how to run a country but will say positive progressive and inclusive things on TV.

Reform - They don’t care about you and no idea how to run a country and will send away all skilled foreign immigrants.

Lib Dem’s - They don’t care about you and no idea how to run a country and will just borrow a few policies from the Tories and Labour to appear centrist.

Greens - They don’t care about you and no idea how to run a country but might cut or carbon emissions, maybe, if you squint at the numbers.

Independents- They know how to run the town they grew up in and nothing else.

Happy voting, peeps.

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Lhayezee · 26-30, F

You forgot:

SDP - no one cares about them

Longpatrol · 31-35, M

@Lhayezee to the point that this is the first time I've heard about them😂

Morvoren · F

@Lhayezee That’s right. Nobody outside of a Glasgow council estate or Celtic fans care about them.

Lhayezee · 26-30, F

@Longpatrol They're sort of eclectic (put some Reform, Labour, and Green policies in an industrial blender) and only slightly related to the SDP from the 1980s I think. They're not even standing in my constituency anyway.

Longpatrol · 31-35, M

@Lhayezee which party is Lord Buckethead part of? Can he stand for Pm

Lhayezee · 26-30, F

@Longpatrol I think he got replaced by Count ("MAKE YOUR VOTE COUNT!") Binface, who's standing in Rishi Sunak's seat, but IDK his party without googling.

The king can appoint literally anyone to be prime minister (don't even have to be British), certainly don't have to be an MP or even in the House of Lords. In fact I don't think technically there has to be a PM at all.

But obviously in practice it's always the leader of the largest party in the House of Commons. So in theory Count B is in the running...

Lhayezee · 26-30, F

@Longpatrol Count Binface represents the Count Binface Party. Lord Buckethead (not sure he's standing this time?) was in the Monster Raving Loony Party

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Lhayezee · 26-30, F

@Longpatrol Is that even crazy enough? Count Binface wants to nationalise Adele....

Longpatrol · 31-35, M

@Lhayezee I will Nationalise Nigel Farage, make him public property if you know what I mean...he'll want Assxit before long

HootyTheNightOwl

@Lhayezee If you dig really deep, there is some mention of the monster raving loony party... Just not much of it.