Imagine inventing the two worst sports ever imagined then using your naval might to spread them across the globe for opponents..

@MethDozer Especially when you are a foot shorter than all the other players and you spend the entire match waving your arms around in the futile hope of ever actually touching the ball. It's like a codified form of playground bullying 😞

@SunshineGirl Netball is when you can't afford a complete basketball net.

@SunshineGirl All because some gym teacher from New Orleans couldn't understand a rule book.

@basilfawlty89 Worked with baseball and basketball, didn't it? Except the rest of the world has grown tired enough with violence to jump aboard a sport primarily built on it.