In a rare 180, I Meth Dozer, would like to honor and thank the Brits for giving us the English Muffin.

@AntisocialTroll those are really good too but the English Muffin is better.

@MethDozer A crumpet just tastes like raw dough. *bleh* 🤮🤮🤮

@SnailTeeth but crumpets aren't made with dough😲

@MethDozer equals dough

@SnailTeeth Or batter. Crumpets use a batter, and Muffins use a dough.🤓

@SnailTeeth which makes sense really because batter with less water is dough. So a crumpet is kind of just batter that's been reduced to dough but not cooked long enough to move past that point.

@MethDozer Fair play. Like a pancake. Like an undercooked pancaked.

@MethDozer Nuh uh, japanese pancakes are made by angels.

@SnailTeeth Yer supposed to toast em not eat em raw!

@AntisocialTroll You need to toast them for 30 minutes before they're edible.

@SnailTeeth Do you not have decent toasters in the US!?

@AntisocialTroll Don't pretend the UK doesn't also get their toasters from China.

@AntisocialTroll You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket.