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nedkelly · 61-69, M
Shit, most of the time I forget to lock the front door when we go shopping
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smiler2012 · 56-60
@nedkelly scousers personal best sort of door ned lol
nedkelly · 61-69, M
@smiler2012 I live in a scouser free zone
smiler2012 · 56-60
@nedkelly now that is a pity ned lol your police force would have the work cut out for them when the petty crime rate rockets lol
Guardian · 56-60, M
Okay, its time to change their meds!
Jenny1234 · 51-55, F
With milk and cookies beside the keys
NoThanksLeon · M
Why not just leave the door unlocked?
zonavar68 · 51-55, M
I suppose there still are parts of the world where you can leave your house and/or your car unlocked (and/or with house or car windows open) and it's perfectly safe. Not in my neighbourhood sadly (and I'm not in Canada). But being 'socially conditioned' to make it easier for crimimals to enter your home? FFS!
Lilymoon · F
Not in my part of Canada Lol
Musicman · 61-69, M
Why not leave the door unlocked and get a front door mat that says criminals welcome. You could even put a little table next to the door with cookies on it. 😂😂😂
whowasthatmaskedman · 70-79, M
How do they feel about a chalk body outline in the driveway with police tape strng around it?? (A little Ketchup cant hurt)😷
specman · 51-55, M
That’s crazy! I guess citizens aren’t allowed to carry guns.
Neman1622 · 41-45, M
They are all Santa's self-helpers