I threw my bible at some guy I don’t like and it really seemed to hurt him

Thank You America

St Peter's gonna love that - "Oh, this is the guy that threw the Bible at my buddy George? Bring him in, he won't need wings to fly when I get thru with him 👼

oh man

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Jesús said someone threw a book at him...

Yeah
That's how that works

I told you I'm a troll NOT A DEMON! 😠

Allāhu Akbar

Yeah! I like how that sounds, but I am pretty sure that it is not how it or that works! LOL

Yup. If someone is possessed by a demon just throw a book at him. Knocks it right out.