So Christians, we're gonna teach Bible stories in school...but i get to pick the story. How bout it? Who learned about the Levite priest?

Are you down? It's not as nice as the Noah's ark story....or maybe it is since that involved god drowning all the babies on earth.....

Oh well. Who wants to teach the kids about Judges?😇

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Convivial · 26-30, F

Let's not forget lot who I think offered his daughters up to be raped?

Pikachu

@Convivial

Well that was the one righteous man who later got drunk and impregnated his daughters😅

Convivial · 26-30, F

@Pikachu hence starting a trend

Pikachu

@Convivial
I think the story of the Levite and his concubine/wife is worse though

PatientlyWaiting25 · 46-50, F

Why are you so angry with God and Christians?

Pikachu

@PatientlyWaiting25

1) god isn't real and i'm no more mad at it than you are mad at Jaffar from Aladdin or Ursula from the Little Mermaid.
2) i'm not angry at (most) christians....i just find this hilarious. It tickles me that i know the bible better than most christians only know what they heard in church.

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