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shadowplay · 26-30, M
put your head between your legs ,and kiss your ass goodbye!😓
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Rutterman · 46-50, M
@shadowplay: 👍
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well that's sounds some gymnastic
shadowplay · 26-30, M
@Youcannotfollowme: not when your body is melting!
MyNameIsHurl · 41-45, F
Stand directly under the mushroom cloud.
FurryFace · 61-69, M
@MyNameIsHurl: ha ha of course , the mushroom cloud force field ! good thinking !
MyNameIsHurl · 41-45, F
I'm over here savin lives
FurryFace · 61-69, M
@MyNameIsHurl: best seat in the house ! , Prays just in Case
Sicarium · 46-50, M
Make a suit of armor made out of living cockroaches. You'll be fine.
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Holy
Invisible · 26-30, M
Hide under a table
johnwilson5039 · 26-30, M
@Invisible: i don't want to hide under table
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@Invisible: ahahaha
MasterLee · 56-60, M
No one likes you much it seems
SW-User
Stand right in the middle of the blast. There's an eye- just like in a hurricane.
johnwilson5039 · 26-30, M
@Peekaboo: cool
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@johnwilson5039: I'm kidding. Empty the fridge and get inside.
johnwilson5039 · 26-30, M
@Peekaboo: i am not dumbo lol I know I will die instantly
SociallyAwkwardGirl · 26-30, F
Kill yourself before it happens duh
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he clearly asked 'survive' not 'avoid' ;)
SociallyAwkwardGirl · 26-30, F
Sounded like the better option
@Youcannotfollowme:
@Youcannotfollowme:
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@johnwilson5039: Is that what you will teach our 5 kids..???? huh??? :P
TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 46-50, MVIP
can you hold your breath for 10,000 years? oO
FurryFace · 61-69, M
@theoneyouwerewarnedabout: Jean Claude Van Dam might be able too
TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 46-50, MVIP
all hail JCVD
FurryFace · 61-69, M
@FurryFace: saw a show he was in with a lit king size cigarette on the side of the bath tub while he was submerged under the water holding his breath until the cig burnt down to the filter , whats that like 15 min , lol
shadowplay · 26-30, M
stand right behind Chuck Norris you'll be fine
FurryFace · 61-69, M
run duck and Roll ? , Funny Faces in the Mirror ? , Laughter helps so they say , put a few million bucks down on some elites Bunker Condo , saw that stuff on youtube , makes the Tash-ma-hall look like McDonalds
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@FurryFace: Duck and cover.
MasterLee · 56-60, M
Marry hurl
wilderflower · F
do what an ostrich does - stick your head straight in the ground.
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blame your big ugly man and ask him
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Auschwitz method
SINAI · T
Be a cockroach.