I would be Donald Trump's campaign Director.

If I wasn't working with Franz in a gym, I'd regret everything.

I'm thinking Ski Instructor might be fun

bodybuilding with my best friend Franz!

Going to the gym with my brother Franz

I'll be the villain of the movie Die Hard (1988).

I'll hold an office building hostage and ask for 💵💵💵 640 million 💵💵💵 in negotiable bearer bonds in exchange for hostages.

Does Hans Gruber ring a bell? 😁

Along with my partner Franz, we are here to pump YOU up! 😆

Physics professor

Ice skating

Semi professional commercial pilot for Lufthansa.

Isn't that Hans..I guess brewmaster

I would crank call Nakatomi Tower on a daily basis.

Pumping you up on snl

Working with Franz to PUMP *clap* YOU UP!

plotting the takeover of a nakatomi building. but that's next month.

German Porn Director

Selling a misspelled ripoff of Heinz ketchup.

A professional thief.🤣

Bartender

Hanz!? Seriously!?
I'd very likely be a James Bond villain sidekick who likes to chop off people's Feet.
I do not want to be a Hanz.

Hans

Hanz Kraft Heinz. 🙃

Something in lederhosen