I got called a tampon in Russian yesterday.

Called someone a tampon in Russian

I've been watching the Jurassic Park franchise with my friend Renee. Yesterday we watched [i]Jurassic Park III[/i]. Tonight is [i]Jurassic World[/i].

You got stuch up a *ahem*

I got hit on last night by my tow truck driver despite being a fucking emotional crying wreck

Because you’re there when someone needs you?

I just went to the gym

Didn’t realise you were a vampire though 😌

I turned into a Russian tampon. 'Twas weird

WalMart shopping 🥴

Тампон

🤣

Let's see...yesterday I had a dream where I took my face off, and there was someone else's underneath.

As opposed in Jamacian patois from some London rudeboy.

Derrr