deadgerbil · 26-30, M
I told you to follow my business model
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@deadgerbil yea that’s what got me here 😒
deadgerbil · 26-30, M
Last time I went to your store, you tried to sell me drugs
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@TurtlePink my pharmacy section is in compliance with state code
Last time you sold me off brand mayonnaise...it was actually glue 🙄
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@CaptainBard i should sue 😐
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@chernobylplaygr0unds you say you need more glue? 👀
@CaptainBard you heard me 😐
Straylight · F
I’d like to return this blender that I bought somewhere else.
I’ll take store credit.
I’ll take store credit.
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@Straylight he quit
Straylight · F
@CaptainBard Does that mean you’re hiring?
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@Straylight no, it does not mean that 😒
thepeculiarpanda · 36-40, M
Got any pizza rolls?
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@thepeculiarpanda yea a decent amount actually
Longpatrol · 31-35, M
come one come all?

Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
GET TO BUYING PEOPLE!!! HE'S SELLING THEM TO PAY OFF HIS DEBT TO ME.
Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
@CaptainBard no my name is prettybratbitch dear
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@Prettybratbi1tch that’s nice dear
Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
@CaptainBard indeed dear
basilfawlty89 · 36-40, M
Can I have your house?
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@basilfawlty89 negative
basilfawlty89 · 36-40, M
@CaptainBard false advertising...
GoFish ·
do you have pastel purple skirts and shirts?
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@GoFish yes
GoFish ·
@CaptainBard yay
mindstruggle · F
How much are those step stool?
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@mindstruggle I gave you the ladder didn’t I 😒
mindstruggle · F
@CaptainBard
You would give it to anyone 😒
You would give it to anyone 😒
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@mindstruggle wrong
Younameit · F
Even the porn magazines from the 80s ?
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@Younameit how’d you know about those?? 👀
Captainjackass · 31-35, M
Who wants chairs for tiny peple?
basilfawlty89 · 36-40, M
@Captainjackass tiny people
Captainjackass · 31-35, M
@basilfawlty89 so @mindstruggle?
empanadas · 31-35, M
I will pay 3.50 for your ssn
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@empanadas you’ll want to return it
MellyMel22 · F
Payments go directly to me.
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@MellyMel22 🤨
Justmeraeagain · 56-60, F
I will help you with the "must go" part
Degbeme · 70-79, M



















