You're all probably going to Heaven

I disagree. It takes more than just belief. It takes faith and trust in Jesus, and inviting him into your heart and life as Savior. A lot of people believe in God, but don't know him. They just know OF him. But they have not made a commitment to him, inviting him into their hearts and lives as their personal Savior. Even the devil believes, but he's not going to heaven.

Oh no way, I don’t want to go to heaven…I’d miss all my friends!

not yet please, I'm still bringing heaven to him here on earth

So bc I believed that whole fairy tale was true as a kid, I go to heaven? Which I no longer believe in?

Yes it is extremely easy to have eternity with The LORD in His paradise..

But the sad and almost miraculous fact is that most will not be..

According to Christ himself very few make it.

What if we don't go to heaven or hell what if we reincarnate?

What if only Atheists go to Heaven?

If there is any omnipotent god, he either has no interest in me, doesn't understand me, or hates me. If someone as stupid as me could make better decisions than your god, then he's not a very good god....

What makes you think we want to go ?
Do you really want to spend eternity singing praises for that omnipresent bastard ?

Clearly I'm going to hell in that case. 🙄

Even Hitler?