*gazing upon my visage in an entirely non-narcissistic way*, and all I gotta say is:

@foldedunfolding jelly…

@Straylight wood

@Straylight

@Degbeme could have, eh??

@Degbeme an old philosophy teacher of mine used to say, "i would if i could, but i can't so i won't"

@foldedunfolding That`s my everyday thing now. 🤭

@martyjay i the words of kevin gates "That lil' p___y got some power in it"

@foldedunfolding damn straight! 😉

@foldedunfolding And, why in the hell haven't the age appropriate guys on here commented with "would"? Idiots, yep, that has to be it.

Edited because I'm not a millennial😂

@Ontheroad lol "have" would mean that they have slept with me 🤣🤣🤣

@foldedunfolding Crap! 🤣 Imma fix that.

@rrraksamam not ENTIRELY sure what this means, but i will laugh react regardless

@Haniazed i monica lewinsky'ed all over my own dress, bihhh