Who wants to pay for my boob job?

i would if u gave me a footjob

I’m sure we could start a go fund us for your boobs

Do I get to play with them after?

Why? Do you have grandma pancakes that became flapjacks?

Japanese slap method?.

What will we get in return

How much?

Please reconsider--please do not buy the media and cultural nonsense that only big is beautiful--I am sure yours are gorgeous and sexy and yours...be real...love who you are and what you have.

Just one boob ?

What's wrong with what you have now ?????

I wouldn't do that they don't look real at all.