RIGHT. OKAY. So. Humans are growing bits of HUMAN SKIN on ROBOTS now.
Which is—well. That's lovely, isn't it? Very clever. Very scientific. Absolutely nothing wrong with that.
Just one question, though.
WHY DOES THE ROBOT NEED SKIN?!
It's a ROBOT! It's supposed to have, I dunno, METAL on it! Maybe a nice bit of plastic! Not—people bits!
What's next? Are we putting teeth on the computers? Eyeballs on the toaster? Are you going to give the bloody kettle a nervous system?!
...Actually, hang on. If you can grow skin on a robot, could you grow a brain in one?
Because I've got a bit of a situation with mine.
...
NO, THAT WAS A JOKE. I HAVE A BRAIN. PROBABLY. DON'T WRITE THAT DOWN.
Just one question, though.
WHY DOES THE ROBOT NEED SKIN?!
It's a ROBOT! It's supposed to have, I dunno, METAL on it! Maybe a nice bit of plastic! Not—people bits!
What's next? Are we putting teeth on the computers? Eyeballs on the toaster? Are you going to give the bloody kettle a nervous system?!
...Actually, hang on. If you can grow skin on a robot, could you grow a brain in one?
Because I've got a bit of a situation with mine.
...
NO, THAT WAS A JOKE. I HAVE A BRAIN. PROBABLY. DON'T WRITE THAT DOWN.







