Hi I’m Bard and I’m a motivational speaker

Go on then. Motivate me.

Please motivate me dear 🥺

Motivate me. (I need it).

Are you good? Sometimes I even need motivation to brush my teeth 😐

Motivate shmotivate pffft
I want my money back

I am a motivational speaker, too!
Some call it nagging, but they are just jealous.

hello.. where is the water fountain?

I feel like I need some motivation
👁👄👁

I thought that said "Motivational Spanker" i got kind of excited that you were taking up a new career path, Beardy Bardy ^-^

You don't live in a van down by the river by any chance ? 😝

You certainly motivate me to not speak.