do you use the term "mouth feel" unironically?

@Pretzel yes, and if you click your red sparkly heels at the same time, you will have a stellar vocab but..in KANSAS.

@foldedunfolding I've been to Kansas - what happens if I wear the gold lame heels?

@Pretzel i well..i never even..CONSIDERED that option 🤔🤔

@JimboSaturn the BOWELS of HELL, is where that came from sir!

@foldedunfolding I usually use the word consistency.

@foldedunfolding Hmmm, if I have to ask, I'm definitely doing something wrong😉

@Ontheroad that's right..always tell, never ask. like that old military policy only: STRIKE that. REVERSE it.

@foldedunfolding Okay, now we are treading in a minefield. Telling a woman anything is never a wise choice, Encouraging her to communicate by using proper "mouthfeel" techniques is the smart man's move.😉

@foldedunfolding I know. I was just trying to use it in a sentence for humor, but it didn’t make sense lol

@Justgreg omg you always say you know, but you never know lolol

@foldedunfolding I know 💁🏼‍♂️😂🤙🏻

@BarbossasHusband well then, yeah no..if you want the leins released, i will need the phys please

@foldedunfolding mmmh... Not gonna give it to a stranger online tho.

@BarbossasHusband oh ok, felt!! i will send one of your friends to your home to get it..no bigs ♡♡

@SandyBottom let me find out you're reviewing them on dates

I'm guilty of that @foldedunfolding
I use an app called untapped. It's like a beer log where you can review the beers you've had. I usually review them right away while they're still fresh in my mind. My wife doesn't mind.

@SandyBottom ohh man..check your wife's phone, STAT.

@11knaves11 "i know that mouth feel tingly when i put it on ya, gworl"

@foldedunfolding now I'm interested in the actual sound "gworl" makes😝🤣

@11knaves11 it sounds like when you still have the reflex 🤣

@Ducky best START

@BohemianBoo 👀

@novaguy2u oh no oh no..get thee behind me, satan!!

@foldedunfolding Oh yes, all the better to give you the experience of my forked tongue!

@novaguy2u ok ew no

@LordShadowfire would they still be a b?

@foldedunfolding Nah, but it would make me realize just how far I'd fallen down the hipster rabbit hole, lol.

@LordShadowfire i mean if it makes me no longer a bench, i'll slappahoe