How tall do I look in this profile photo?

There's no way to tell, because you're not standing next to anything that could give us an idea, plus half of your head is missing.

3’7”

I would say approx. 5 feet 5 inches.
The shorts are probably about 18 inches from top to bottom so, around 3 shorts heights plus about 11 inches plus 1 inch for shoe sokes.

4ft around 45 yrs and your nan gets you dressed ?

165 cm.

You dress worst than me. Teach me.

Shaq is that you?

5'1"

6ft 13"

With the outline of the head for slightly more reference

Omg you look like SpongeBob

163 cm

Gay?

11 inches

Blue