Comment here and I'll guess how big your dick is

@Teggy correct 😌

@caccoon woo! 🤣

@poisonouscupcake 12"

@caccoon IM GONNA FUCK GERBIL IN THE ASS

@poisonouscupcake poor gerbil about to get impaled ;;

@Fungirlmmm I've never ever seen a dick that big 🤣

@caccoon I did. He is a former coworker. He whipped it out and put it on the table and I said no thank you hon. I didn't want my hoohoo ruined. ;)

@Fungirlmmm right?!?! I mean big dicks are fun to play with but they hurt

@CountScrofula mmkay I'm guess a thick 6"

@caccoon Sounds right it's been a very long time since I got the ruler out lmao

@Tose69 there is always one who has to ruin silly threads. 🙄 But in all fairness, I'm surprised it took this long.

@NerdyPotato I have half of the site blocked ahaha

@caccoon that clearly helps 😅

@caccoon Well this is the interwebz so I'm obviously much bigger than that, don'tchaknow?

@ineedadrink 8"

@caccoon Yeah, recognize!!

@dale74 5"

@caccoon not quite

@yugimotodm 6"

@caccoon lucky guess!

@caccoon So THAT'S what I've been doing wrong. 🤦‍♂️

@caccoon LMAO

@Harmonium1923 measure from the taint

@SarahAndSamantha 5.5"

@caccoon 😞close

@Carlo1511 cokenail?

@caccoon sounds like Jeffrey Dahmer favorite dish...

@Carlo1511 nah his favourite dish is penis, not coke nails

@deadgerbil just kidding it's 0.5" micro

@caccoon a large clit

@deadgerbil nah your dick is massive

@Harmonium1923 6.5"

Does that mean thick? 🤔

@Freetime 5"

@caccoon Add another inch and you're there. :)

@ChiefWalksWith40oz 6.5"

@caccoon uncanny 😂 but sometimes I like to measure from the bottom of my dick that way it's over 7" 🤣

@Thodsis 5.4"

@Chernobylplaygrounds 9.5"

@caccoon I'll take that as a compliment (the enigma part anyways 😂)

@Turtlepower you're a kind enigma

@caccoon Thank you. :) Your words made me smile. I tend to be kind to those I see be kind to others ;)

@Ducky 13"

@caccoon Close enough.

@SailorMarz I don't have a ruler big enough

@caccoon STAHP 😂

@Thodsis according to the post: guessing 🤣

@NerdyPotato Oh bugger!

@SpaceJesus 7"

@caccoon Hahahahaha!!!

@iamonfire696 I'm a secret mathematician

@caccoon You have skills 🤣

@caccoon I admire your guessing powers

@FeetAreFantastic the angry reaction was a mistake, sorry 🤣🤣

@caccoon That's okay, these things happen. 😄

@empanadas I'ma guess you're around 7"

@caccoon bruh wtf lmao 😂 reading some of the comments and you have some type of physic gift

@empanadas well I know you're pretty tall so

@MethDozer 6.5"

@caccoon 😦uncanny