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Comment here and I'll guess how big your dick is
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This question is irrelevant.
No diC size matters except your masssssssive helicopter dong 🙈
No diC size matters except your masssssssive helicopter dong 🙈
poisonouscupcake · 22-25, F

i’m ready
caccoon · 36-40
@poisonouscupcake 12"
poisonouscupcake · 22-25, F
@caccoon IM GONNA FUCK GERBIL IN THE ASS
Turtlepower · 36-40, M
@poisonouscupcake poor gerbil about to get impaled ;;
Fungirlmmm · 51-55
Okay. But only the one i use most often. I dont want to look like a hoe. ;)
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caccoon · 36-40
@Fungirlmmm I've never ever seen a dick that big 🤣
Fungirlmmm · 51-55
@caccoon I did. He is a former coworker. He whipped it out and put it on the table and I said no thank you hon. I didn't want my hoohoo ruined. ;)
caccoon · 36-40
@Fungirlmmm right?!?! I mean big dicks are fun to play with but they hurt
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
I see a "comment and I'll..." post, I post. Simple as.
caccoon · 36-40
@CountScrofula mmkay I'm guess a thick 6"
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@caccoon Sounds right it's been a very long time since I got the ruler out lmao
NerdyPotato · M
Ok, let's do this!
NerdyPotato · M
@Tose69 there is always one who has to ruin silly threads. 🙄 But in all fairness, I'm surprised it took this long.
caccoon · 36-40
@NerdyPotato I have half of the site blocked ahaha
NerdyPotato · M
@caccoon that clearly helps 😅
ineedadrink · 51-55, M
I promise not to email you a pic. (Unless you ask nicely) 😅
ineedadrink · 51-55, M
@caccoon Well this is the interwebz so I'm obviously much bigger than that, don'tchaknow?
caccoon · 36-40
@ineedadrink 8"
ineedadrink · 51-55, M
@caccoon Yeah, recognize!!
dale74 · M
My little old thing all i can say is it always fits try just the tip....
yugimotodm · 26-30, M
What it lacks in size it has in character
caccoon · 36-40
@yugimotodm 6"
yugimotodm · 26-30, M
@caccoon lucky guess!
thepropulsivepanda · 31-35, M
thepropulsivepanda · 31-35, M
@caccoon So THAT'S what I've been doing wrong. 🤦♂️
Harmonium1923 · 51-55, M
@caccoon LMAO
caccoon · 36-40
@Harmonium1923 measure from the taint
SarahAndSamantha · 46-50, F
DAMMIT!.......Fine. go ahead :P
caccoon · 36-40
@SarahAndSamantha 5.5"
SarahAndSamantha · 46-50, F
@caccoon 😞close
Carlo1511 · 26-30, M
Go
deadgerbil · 22-25, M
Ok
caccoon · 36-40
@deadgerbil just kidding it's 0.5" micro
deadgerbil · 22-25, M
@caccoon a large clit
caccoon · 36-40
@deadgerbil nah your dick is massive
Harmonium1923 · 51-55, M
It’s succulent.
caccoon · 36-40
Freetime · 56-60, M
Hmm - fun idea.
ChiefWalksWith40oz · 26-30
Go for it 🤷
caccoon · 36-40
@ChiefWalksWith40oz 6.5"
ChiefWalksWith40oz · 26-30
@caccoon uncanny 😂 but sometimes I like to measure from the bottom of my dick that way it's over 7" 🤣
Thodsis · 51-55, M
I love Donald.
Hey baybeh ...
caccoon · 36-40
@Chernobylplaygrounds 9.5"
Turtlepower · 36-40, M
😏
Turtlepower · 36-40, M
@caccoon I'll take that as a compliment (the enigma part anyways 😂)
caccoon · 36-40
@Turtlepower you're a kind enigma
Turtlepower · 36-40, M
@caccoon Thank you. :) Your words made me smile. I tend to be kind to those I see be kind to others ;)
Ducky · 31-35, F
Quack
SailorMarz · F
🌈
caccoon · 36-40
@SailorMarz I don't have a ruler big enough
SailorMarz · F
@caccoon STAHP 😂
Josh1454 · M
I’ll give you a little guess. I have giant balls but I’m a grower not a shower. 😂🤣
dumasme · 51-55, M
How can i NOT participate in this one? :) Whatcha got for me?
Thodsis · 51-55, M
What's the method?
NerdyPotato · M
@Thodsis according to the post: guessing 🤣
Thodsis · 51-55, M
@NerdyPotato Oh bugger!
Beardedguy · 31-35, M
Ha enjoy :)
Adamski24 · 41-45, M
Ok I will play
GBPackersFan · M
*coughs*
OldBrit · 61-69, M
Haha
CaptainKirk · 41-45, M
Ok
SpaceJesus · 41-45, M
Hahahahaha!! I'm blushing already
caccoon · 36-40
@SpaceJesus 7"
SpaceJesus · 41-45, M
@caccoon Hahahahaha!!!
iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
caccoon · 36-40
@iamonfire696 I'm a secret mathematician
iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
@caccoon You have skills 🤣
FeetAreFantastic · 41-45, MVIP
Sure. Bash my ego. 😄
FeetAreFantastic · 41-45, MVIP
@caccoon I admire your guessing powers
caccoon · 36-40
@FeetAreFantastic the angry reaction was a mistake, sorry 🤣🤣
FeetAreFantastic · 41-45, MVIP
@caccoon That's okay, these things happen. 😄
empanadas · 31-35, M

MethDozer · M
This oughta be fun.
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