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smileylovesgaming · 31-35, F
U give him a happy ending
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@smileylovesgaming my kind of thinking
Tommytee · M
Massagers call it being 'target specific'-they identify the rogue muscle using the closed fingers technique and massage vigorously till the muscle relaxes after spewing the offending liquids!
Bearsfan67 · 56-60, M
@Tommytee yep. What you said
HellfireandCandy · 22-25, F
This happens during a variety of medical or therapeutic exams and you just ignore it or if they get embarrassed by it you leave them to calm down. It's usually more embarrassing for them than the masseuse or therapist
KentuckyWildcats · M
While serving in Vietnam and when we came in out of the field every two months we'd get clean clothes, haircut, beach time in the South China Sea, steak dinners and nightly floor shows or movies for three days.
There would also be a visit to the "Steam & Cream" where we sweated out all the dirt and grime in a sauna, took a nice long hot shower along with a massage from the Vietnamese female attendant. Toward the conclusion of the massage she'd rub close to the male anatomy and get a rise. When she'd get that cock harder than arithmetic the question would cum, Does GI want hand job with Happy Ending for $2 more? Always got my dick stroked but was never offered head for more $$.
There would also be a visit to the "Steam & Cream" where we sweated out all the dirt and grime in a sauna, took a nice long hot shower along with a massage from the Vietnamese female attendant. Toward the conclusion of the massage she'd rub close to the male anatomy and get a rise. When she'd get that cock harder than arithmetic the question would cum, Does GI want hand job with Happy Ending for $2 more? Always got my dick stroked but was never offered head for more $$.
StevetheSleeve · 31-35, M
Stop the massage. They are professionals but not that kind of professional.
MissyChrissy · 18-21, F
Give him a happy ending, if he payed for. 🤭
TexChik · F
If they are actually a massage therapist and doing a therapeutic massage then they will lay an additional towel over the erection and continue on about their business ignoring the issue . Most men do become erect during the massage so it’s not unexpected .
Neoerectus · M
Mine ignored it. I ignored it as well... just happens from physical touch sometimes.
originnone · 61-69, M
@Neoerectus same here, but she bumped it, and I remember thinking "please don't bump it again."
JustJan · F
I'm Not a massage therapist but an Ice Pack should sort it 😁
I saw an osteopath a few times.
She was lesbian, and I’m not sure if it was absentmindedeness or carelessness, but she touched me inappropriately several times, and with some of the ways she manipulated my body, had my hands touch her inappropriately as well. Neither of us acknowledged it though.
She was lesbian, and I’m not sure if it was absentmindedeness or carelessness, but she touched me inappropriately several times, and with some of the ways she manipulated my body, had my hands touch her inappropriately as well. Neither of us acknowledged it though.
romell · 51-55, M
They put a wasp on the stressed organ
Areebah · 46-50, F
Finish the job & ask for hefty tips?
BackyardShaman · 61-69, M
Honestly they don’t make a big deal of it, being they are somewhat medically knowledgeable especially about muscles and such. They keep it covered up and do their job.
Bearsfan67 · 56-60, M
Unless it’s the ones next to a pawnshop or dispensary, who are open 24 hours. Then they just ask for a bigger tip and „handle“ the situation.
bobhall5868 · 56-60, M
Most reputable ignore it as a natural thing....others take it as an opportunity to get more $!
Filho · 36-40, M
what was her answer?
zonavar68 · 56-60, M
I've never received a massage so cannot comment on the 'getting excited' thing. Never given one either for that matter. Neither of the two women I've been in relationships with were into that (at least from what they told me).
Nevertooold · 56-60, M
They're pro's.... unless you're going to some cheap massage place that they think maybe they can get a "happy ending: just ignore it and don't say anything....they just keep doing their thing!
11knaves11 · 41-45, M
Went for a legitimate massage and pulled out my insurance card....then the realization was....let me get out here before I'm handcuffed, NOPE😅😭🤣
DownTheStreet · 56-60, M
I hear that happens but I get a massage fairly often and my masseuse is crazy hot but any kind of sexual thing is the furthest from my mind
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@sexymind depend what kind of massage place I am guessing, Thai massage on the beach in Thailand alway covered by a towel 😉
1490wayb · 56-60, M
i hope she took at least took peek...i will never know...nothing was ever suggested, no flirting etc
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Hopefully they are professional and help him expel the offending liquid
Thorstormbringer · M
Depends on what she thinks is OK to do…
“Help” him maybe!?
Or, not…
Her decision…
“Help” him maybe!?
Or, not…
Her decision…
my massages have a happy ending. have to find the right spa
IamBack · 31-35, M
I’d also like to know coz I’m nervous about full body massages!
Freeranger · M
I remember as an athlete that ice was the answer for everything.....
Jimmy2016 · 61-69, M
🤔...........Some just go about their business and some take care of business.........
JimboSaturn · 51-55, M
Depends on the type of establishment :P
Nicenlongnthick · 41-45, M
It does happen.and mostly ends in a happy ending lol
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BLP11520 · 61-69, M
Here? one of two things....handjob ,blowjob...
bartender · 36-40, M
In Thailand, they take care of it for you
Havesomefun2 · 56-60, M
Just carry on and avoid it
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Finish the job?
Dandingo · 46-50, M
Just go with the flow
zonavar68 · 56-60, M
Take me to your Blorbo!
SomeMichGuy · M
They tame it.
gdon39 · 46-50, M
Rub it out. lol
Applepiedom · 56-60, M
Ignore
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🤔. Ice 🧊 it 💁♂️
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caesar7 · 61-69, M
.....good question!
BigGuy2 · 26-30, M
🤔 run away ... and FAST