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You're in the right place, there are millions of men on sw😎😜
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Kumbayakid · 61-69, M
@SW-User yes, but which ones are they? 😋

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@Kumbayakid @Nuno knows😆
BalmyNites · F
@SW-User Hey, there’s an idea - I could ask @Nuno to recommend me some?! 😂
zerofuks2give · 41-45, M
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your inbox 😂@BalmyNites I am okay with that. I was talking about the girl and the wieners. Lol
BalmyNites · F
@Spracer Ahh, it’s just a joke lol
@BalmyNites I know. Lol. I was ready other post and that was all I would see. Lol
GunFinger · F
Good luck to everyone


BalmyNites · F
@GunFinger Omg you hurting my ribs girl! 😂😂😂
jackjjackson · 70-79, M
Canadian border crossers? @GunFinger
Silentpleasure · 31-35, F
So I have 15 candidates chained in the basement....I mean in processing and waiting approval from you. What would you like in this said man? *Loads a shotgun* We can reduce the number as we go till you get to the one you really want :D
ImRileyTheDog · 22-25, F
Haha sw isn’t the best place in search for one😬
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ImRileyTheDog · 22-25, F
@Lilnonames Chocolate kills dogs!
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BalmyNites · F
@Ambroseguy80 That’s not a prerequisite 😁
Ambroseguy80 · 56-60, M
@BalmyNites but boy, you’ll never forget them. 😂
marybmom · 31-35, F
the only times i have found "NEED A MAN" applies is plunging a toilet and killing spiders.
BalmyNites · F
@DropTopDig I think there’s always someone waiting 🤗
@BalmyNites If there is, they have to like ferrets, I have one & rn she's my best friend irl.
BalmyNites · F

SW-User
i can be a man on Fridays ✌️

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@BalmyNites indeed, after a small motivation of $2.99 and foooods ✌️
BalmyNites · F
@SW-User You wanna pay me $2.99? 😁

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@BalmyNites err .. the other way round 🤣
Stillwaiting · M
.. later, at the inbox ..
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BalmyNites · F
@Stillwaiting Lmao 😂
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Eddiesolds · 61-69, M
I'm in but, can we just talk here? Lol!
Eddiesolds · 61-69, M
@BalmyNites I make those. It's just a model. The truck is a 1934 Ford . I wanted to make it rusty and worn a bit but. I hot rodded it a bit. Lol! The other car rusting away is a 1932 Ford 5 window couple.I put the trees there and other stuff.
BalmyNites · F
@Eddiesolds Thats just great 😁
Eddiesolds · 61-69, M
@BalmyNites Thank you Nites!
Notanymore · 41-45, M
I know a guy.
SomeMichGuy · M
@Notanymore Quote from an Ocean's film.
Rejoinder (by the character played by Andy Garcia): "You 'know a guy'...?"
Rejoinder (by the character played by Andy Garcia): "You 'know a guy'...?"
Notanymore · 41-45, M
@SomeMichGuy actually never saw any of those
SomeMichGuy · M
@Notanymore They are fun, both the Geo. Clooney ones and the all-female one. Check them out. 😊
NightsWatch · M
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ExtremeNext · 36-40

Hello
BalmyNites · F
@ExtremeNext Omfg 😂
I need a friend
JoyfulSilence · 46-50, M
What do you need a man for?
JoyfulSilence · 46-50, M
BalmyNites · F
@JoyfulSilence I hope you find somebody lovely real soon 😊
JoyfulSilence · 46-50, M
XDHyperGirlXD1 · 31-35, F
well since you 2 already know each other here you go balmy me hardon gif hardon gif meet balmy XD
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BalmyNites · F
@XDHyperGirlXD1 Prove it 😂
XDHyperGirlXD1 · 31-35, F
@BalmyNites how better yet give me a cookie 🤭
Ambroseguy80 · 56-60, M
@BalmyNites talk about a “come hither” look! he’s very happy to see you. ;)
JesseInTX · 51-55, M
How is it you cannot find a decent man? That’s shocking to me
BalmyNites · F
@JesseInTX Ahh, I do ❤️John Lennon
JesseInTX · 51-55, M
@BalmyNites another ✅
BalmyNites · F
@JesseInTX How did we not touch on the subject of MUSIC?! 😁
Medoesnotcare · 22-25, F
go to the dark web, i'm sure they sell them there
SomeMichGuy · M
Sounds like the proclamation of a person who tends to "paint with a broad brush"...
But *you* know how to weight such..."input" (esp. when it was probably unsolicited). 😉
But *you* know how to weight such..."input" (esp. when it was probably unsolicited). 😉
BalmyNites · F
@SomeMichGuy Those big words of yours right there, too clever for me 😁😉
@BalmyNites I didn't understand either. Lol
SomeMichGuy · M
@BalmyNites Oh...sorry.
This sounds like a person trying to say their opinion is law [proclamation, like proclaim]...
and a person who likes to see people as all the same, not see individuals ["painting with a broad brush" means you make general statements, say things like "men are stronger than women"...when at least SOME women are stronger than SOME men; not seeing *you* as your own person]
"Weighting"...well, it comes from math, but the idea is that you listen most to the best sources, least to the worst. If an expert says something about his/her field, it is most likely *right*--so you can trust it more. But a person talking about things beyond their knowledge, experience, training...well, you don't listen to "BS", right?
So when you get advice from someone who doesn't know, or someone forces it on you [you did not ask for or SOLICIT the opinion, so it is UNsolicited, UN-asked-for], you should feel free to smile and forget it...be like a duck and let it be water which rolls off of you. DISCARD crap ppl try to push on you. 😊
"input"...just opinions.
So...
Whoever told you that seems to think they know everthing & control everyone. They give the same advice to EVERYone, not thinking of the individual (you).
So, since this is BS and you probably didn't ask for it, just forget it, discard it, pay no attention to their BS.
Don't let others' pushy "advice" get to you! 😊
This sounds like a person trying to say their opinion is law [proclamation, like proclaim]...
and a person who likes to see people as all the same, not see individuals ["painting with a broad brush" means you make general statements, say things like "men are stronger than women"...when at least SOME women are stronger than SOME men; not seeing *you* as your own person]
"Weighting"...well, it comes from math, but the idea is that you listen most to the best sources, least to the worst. If an expert says something about his/her field, it is most likely *right*--so you can trust it more. But a person talking about things beyond their knowledge, experience, training...well, you don't listen to "BS", right?
So when you get advice from someone who doesn't know, or someone forces it on you [you did not ask for or SOLICIT the opinion, so it is UNsolicited, UN-asked-for], you should feel free to smile and forget it...be like a duck and let it be water which rolls off of you. DISCARD crap ppl try to push on you. 😊
"input"...just opinions.
So...
Whoever told you that seems to think they know everthing & control everyone. They give the same advice to EVERYone, not thinking of the individual (you).
So, since this is BS and you probably didn't ask for it, just forget it, discard it, pay no attention to their BS.
Don't let others' pushy "advice" get to you! 😊
romper69 · 51-55, M
My spelling ain't so great...is this what you did?


BalmyNites · F
@romper69 I LOVE gingerbread men! 😍😍😍
stratosranger · M
Here’s a few for you to sample
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BalmyNites · F
@stratosranger A catalogue right there 😍
olinger will hook you up 😉
BalmyNites · F
@Nunlover How’s you? 🤗
cian91 · 31-35, M
Yous been told that, but do ya actually need one?
But I'll happily throw me hat in the already crowded ring haha
But I'll happily throw me hat in the already crowded ring haha
cian91 · 31-35, M
@BalmyNites That's the best way to be alright, good on ya! 🙂
BalmyNites · F
@cian91 Thanks 😊
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Ambroseguy80 · 56-60, M
And you agreed. ;)
Philth · 46-50, M
"You've been told you need a man" hmm, so is this actually your decision then? You may be surprised to hear that many guys prefer a woman who can think for herself.
Echambers101 · 26-30, M
@BalmyNites I know I do 😊
BalmyNites · F
@ravenwind43 I do know that men don’t like women who enjoy arguing for the sake of it
Echambers101 · 26-30, M
@BalmyNites yep
Thevy29 · 41-45, M
Get a dog, they shed less on the furniture.
@BalmyNites Just let me know, I will be happy to help. 🙂
BalmyNites · F
@Spracer So sweet, from all the way over there 🤗😘
@BalmyNites You are welcome. 🤗
What do you think Miss lovely Balmy??
Give us your checklist ... and make sure "knows how to make margaritas" is on the list!
BalmyNites · F
@questionWeaver Lol, hope you are well my friend 🤗
@BalmyNites Thank you for asking ... am of good spirits!
BalmyNites · F
@questionWeaver Good to hear 😊

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💜💜 Sweet lady hope you're having a nice day
BalmyNites · F
@SW-User Only ok, babe? 💜

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@BalmyNites very well hehe
BalmyNites · F
@SW-User Well that’s good, I’m glad to hear it 🌹🤗
Still accepting applications
@BalmyNites do you have an application? Or do I just apply within you inbox and leave a load.. I mean message?
BalmyNites · F
@Jimthere4fun Now don’t ya go clogging up my inbox lol 😁
@BalmyNites it's just an oyster or two
MrBrownstone · 46-50, M
Too far away
BalmyNites · F
@MrBrownstone Sure, but I’ll expect you to make up for lost time
MrBrownstone · 46-50, M
@BalmyNites Too clingy for me
BalmyNites · F
@MrBrownstone Cracking me up 😂
MrGomco · 36-40, M
Do you like horses?
MrGomco · 36-40, M
@BalmyNites I mean, being outside in the nature.
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MrGomco · 36-40, M
@BalmyNites ohh that's sounds interesting 😉
Viper · M
Lol, joking I assume? Lol
BalmyNites · F
@Viper Well, just thought I’d find me a man for those cold Winter nights, what with energy prices rising lol 😂
Viper · M
@BalmyNites well if you need a cuddler, I'm available ;)
BalmyNites · F
@Viper Cuddlers are always welcome 😊
yeronlyman · 51-55, M
😂😂😂
Friends deciding for you?
Friends deciding for you?
BalmyNites · F
@yeronlyman Hell no, I pick the shortlist 😂😂😂
How are you my friend, long time no see, it’s lovely to see you 🤗☘️🥃
How are you my friend, long time no see, it’s lovely to see you 🤗☘️🥃
yeronlyman · 51-55, M
@BalmyNites ah yes… chose wisely
Ah good to see you too
Being a monk out in real life
Not so bad after all 🤣😬🙏🏻🤗
Ah good to see you too
Being a monk out in real life
Not so bad after all 🤣😬🙏🏻🤗
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SethGreene531 · M
Apply within??
Some profile shots:

Some profile shots:

SethGreene531 · M
@BalmyNites Ha ha ha that's funny. Reminds me a bit of Death in Paradise. So Benidorm is like the equivalent of Ibiza I hear mentioned as the party getaway hotspot for the UK. It's either there or Jersey.
At the 25:33 MARK hilarious - reminds me of Ms. Slokum from Are You Being Served
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At the 25:33 MARK hilarious - reminds me of Ms. Slokum from Are You Being Served
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SethGreene531 · M
@BalmyNites Yes, youtube is indispensable.
Typical Brits lol.😂..some of the best humor I've encountered is from the British Isles. They have such a wonderful take on everything.
I used to watch Black Books a lot too with Dylan Moran, and followed My Family with Kris Marshall until the cable provider dropped it.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006xj32/episodes/guide
Typical Brits lol.😂..some of the best humor I've encountered is from the British Isles. They have such a wonderful take on everything.
I used to watch Black Books a lot too with Dylan Moran, and followed My Family with Kris Marshall until the cable provider dropped it.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006xj32/episodes/guide
DownTheStreet · 56-60, M
You’re a little far away I think
BalmyNites · F
@DownTheStreet But it’s worth it, for true love? 😁
DownTheStreet · 56-60, M
@BalmyNites hmm. Can you come here instead, the weather is nicer?
BalmyNites · F
@DownTheStreet Amazing! 😂🤗😘
NightsWatch · M
Hey I need an update when we find out who makes the Final Cut
Beebo · M
I'm single, I'm single .. but .. staying single. Good luck tho 😁
BalmyNites · F
@Beebo Thank you 😁
BalmyNites · F
@mrh1972 Thats great to hear, I’m fine too thank you 😊
@BalmyNites bedtime for
Me. Xx
Me. Xx
BalmyNites · F
@mrh1972 Night night & sweet ones xx
Majorlatency · M

Let me know where and when..
StevetheSleeve · 31-35, M
Car need fixing? You can do it!

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Application process still ongoing 😏
Raymuundo · 46-50, M
Be careful what you wish for!

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I'm sure the man of your nightmares * coughs * I mean dreams is on here ..I mean it's a veritable smorgasbord of ......men ?
BalmyNites · F
@SW-User Absolutely, right?! 😂
......
BalmyNites · F
@MoonlightLullaby Oh thank you, I’ll keep that in mind
Sounds like you had a bad experience, hope you’re ok 🤗😘
Sounds like you had a bad experience, hope you’re ok 🤗😘
@BalmyNites I'm good. Hope you are too 🤗♥️
BalmyNites · F
@MoonlightLullaby I’m good thank you, stay safe & well
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BalmyNites · F
@GovanDUNNY Well try sleeping all night at the farm when your horse is poorly, then stay up all day & go to work, before coming back & cleaning through & cooking dinner, before going back to bring horses in, fill haynets & bed down for the night 😁
Quite happy to cook & ferry you around, put your bets on when I place my own & I’ll have a whiskey myself & go to the Rangers game with you if I can keep my hands warm in your pockets 😍
That do ya, BABE?
Quite happy to cook & ferry you around, put your bets on when I place my own & I’ll have a whiskey myself & go to the Rangers game with you if I can keep my hands warm in your pockets 😍
That do ya, BABE?
JimboSaturn · 56-60, M
ahem
Medoesnotcare · 22-25, F
@JimboSaturn ahem ahem
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Wayne91 · 31-35, M
Are you still welcoming applications? Lol 😂
Spumoni · 46-50, M
Welcome back! 🥳🥳
LunarOrbit · 56-60, M
*gets in line*
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