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Silentpleasure · 31-35, F
So I have 15 candidates chained in the basement....I mean in processing and waiting approval from you. What would you like in this said man? *Loads a shotgun* We can reduce the number as we go till you get to the one you really want :D

SW-User
@Silentpleasure oh i like this .. i brought my ethereal celestial knife just in case we need to chop chop xD
Silentpleasure · 31-35, F
@SW-User Shhhhh....she needs to answer a few questions or we may get the wrong one. Play it cool!
BalmyNites · F
@Silentpleasure Bring out the candidates 😂
Silentpleasure · 31-35, F
@BalmyNites Let me introduce to you Mike. He likes to please and is very much a tease! Packing where it counts he would make a *BANG* ..... Um..... Mike is no longer an option....poor finger discipline and totally my bad. *Snaps fingers* Rowena can you clean this up and grab the next captive *Cough* I mean candidate!
BalmyNites · F
@Silentpleasure Lol, how can you girls build my hopes up like that, I mean Mike sounded liked the perfect candidate😁 @SW-User I’ve bigger expectations of you lol
Silentpleasure · 31-35, F
@BalmyNites We are builder of hopes and dasher of dreams INC. Did you not read our contract?
BalmyNites · F
Silentpleasure · 31-35, F
@BalmyNites Never give up hope....unless its a Thursday and your perfect match had an unforeseen accident 😕
BalmyNites · F
@Silentpleasure Just my luck lol
Silentpleasure · 31-35, F
@BalmyNites If it wasn't for bad luck you wouldn't have a prince charming at all!
BalmyNites · F
@Silentpleasure I’ll try figure that out yah

SW-User
BalmyNites · F
@SW-User I LOVE Kermit! 😍😍😍

SW-User
Haha. @BalmyNites