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I Need A Man 💜

So I’ve been told I need a man, all enquiries to inbox please 🥳
zerofuks2give · 41-45, M
[image]your inbox 😂
@BalmyNites I am okay with that. I was talking about the girl and the wieners. Lol
BalmyNites · F
@Spracer Ahh, it’s just a joke lol
@BalmyNites I know. Lol. I was ready other post and that was all I would see. Lol
GunFinger · F
Good luck to everyone
bikelover · 51-55, M
@GunFinger take your pick 😊
BalmyNites · F
@GunFinger Omg you hurting my ribs girl! 😂😂😂
jackjjackson · 61-69, M
Canadian border crossers? @GunFinger
Silentpleasure · 31-35, F
So I have 15 candidates chained in the basement....I mean in processing and waiting approval from you. What would you like in this said man? *Loads a shotgun* We can reduce the number as we go till you get to the one you really want :D
SW-User
Kiss 💋 me , I might turn into your prince 🤴
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BalmyNites · F
@SW-User I LOVE Kermit! 😍😍😍
SW-User
Haha. @BalmyNites
marybmom · 41-45, F
the only times i have found [b]"NEED A MAN"[/b] applies is plunging a toilet and killing spiders.
BalmyNites · F
@DropTopDig I think there’s always someone waiting 🤗
@BalmyNites If there is, they have to like ferrets, I have one & rn she's my best friend irl.
BalmyNites · F
@DropTopDig Ahh yes, I saw your ferret 😍

I used to keep ferrets!
ImRileyTheDog · 22-25, F
Haha sw isn’t the best place in search for one😬
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ImRileyTheDog · 22-25, F
@Lilnonames Chocolate kills dogs!
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BalmyNites · F
@Ambroseguy80 That’s not a prerequisite 😁
Ambroseguy80 · 51-55, M
@BalmyNites but boy, you’ll never forget them. 😂
SW-User
[c=4C0073]i can be a man on Fridays ✌️[/c]
SW-User
@BalmyNites [c=4C0073]indeed, after a small motivation of $2.99 and foooods ✌️[/c]
BalmyNites · F
@SW-User You wanna pay me $2.99? 😁
SW-User
@BalmyNites [c=4C0073]err .. the other way round 🤣[/c]
.. later, at the inbox ..

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BalmyNites · F
@Stillwaiting Lmao 😂
olinger will hook you up 😉
BalmyNites · F
@Nunlover How’s you? 🤗
Eddiesolds · 61-69, M
I'm in but, can we just talk here? Lol!
Eddiesolds · 61-69, M
@BalmyNites I make those. It's just a model. The truck is a 1934 Ford . I wanted to make it rusty and worn a bit but. I hot rodded it a bit. Lol! The other car rusting away is a 1932 Ford 5 window couple.I put the trees there and other stuff.
BalmyNites · F
@Eddiesolds Thats just great 😁
Eddiesolds · 61-69, M
@BalmyNites Thank you Nites!
XDHyperGirlXD1 · 31-35, F
well since you 2 already know each other here you go balmy me hardon gif hardon gif meet balmy XD
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BalmyNites · F
@XDHyperGirlXD1 Prove it 😂
XDHyperGirlXD1 · 31-35, F
@BalmyNites how better yet give me a cookie 🤭
Ambroseguy80 · 51-55, M
@BalmyNites talk about a “come hither” look! he’s very happy to see you. ;)
Notanymore · 36-40, M
I know a guy.
@Notanymore Quote from an [i]Ocean's[/i] film.

Rejoinder (by the character played by Andy Garcia): "You 'know a guy'...?"
Notanymore · 36-40, M
@SomeMichGuy actually never saw any of those
@Notanymore They are fun, both the Geo. Clooney ones and the all-female one. Check them out. 😊
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JesseInTX · 51-55, M
How is it you cannot find a decent man? That’s shocking to me
BalmyNites · F
@JesseInTX Ahh, I do ❤️John Lennon
JesseInTX · 51-55, M
@BalmyNites another ✅
BalmyNites · F
@JesseInTX How did we not touch on the subject of MUSIC?! 😁
JoyfulSilence · 46-50, M
What do you need a man for?
JoyfulSilence · 46-50, M
@BalmyNites

Just not me!
BalmyNites · F
@JoyfulSilence I hope you find somebody lovely real soon 😊
JoyfulSilence · 46-50, M
BalmyNites · F
@ExtremeNext Omfg 😂
Medoesnotcare · 22-25, F
go to the dark web, i'm sure they sell them there
@BalmyNites I am sure you will get lots of dms.
BalmyNites · F
@Spracer Ty 🤗
@BalmyNites Yw 🤗
Philth · 46-50, M
"You've been told you need a man" hmm, so is this actually your decision then? You may be surprised to hear that many guys prefer a woman who can think for herself.
Echambers101 · 26-30, M
@BalmyNites I know I do 😊
BalmyNites · F
@ravenwind43 I do know that men don’t like women who enjoy arguing for the sake of it
Echambers101 · 26-30, M
romper69 · 51-55, M
My spelling ain't so great...is this what you did?
BalmyNites · F
@romper69 I LOVE gingerbread men! 😍😍😍
Sounds like the proclamation of a person who tends to "paint with a broad brush"...

But *you* know how to weight such..."input" (esp. when it was probably unsolicited). 😉
BalmyNites · F
@SomeMichGuy Those big words of yours right there, too clever for me 😁😉
@BalmyNites I didn't understand either. Lol
@BalmyNites Oh...sorry.

This sounds like a person trying to say their opinion is law [proclamation, like proclaim]...

and a person who likes to see people as all the same, not see individuals ["painting with a broad brush" means you make general statements, say things like "men are stronger than women"...when at least SOME women are stronger than SOME men; not seeing *you* as your own person]

"Weighting"...well, it comes from math, but the idea is that you listen most to the best sources, least to the worst. If an expert says something about his/her field, it is most likely *right*--so you can trust it more. But a person talking about things beyond their knowledge, experience, training...well, you don't listen to "BS", right?

So when you get advice from someone who doesn't know, or someone forces it on you [you did not ask for or SOLICIT the opinion, so it is UNsolicited, UN-asked-for], you should feel free to smile and forget it...be like a duck and let it be water which rolls off of you. DISCARD crap ppl try to push on you. 😊

"input"...just opinions.

So...

Whoever told you that seems to think they know everthing & control everyone. They give the same advice to EVERYone, not thinking of the individual (you).

So, since this is BS and you probably didn't ask for it, just forget it, discard it, pay no attention to their BS.

Don't let others' pushy "advice" get to you! 😊
Here’s a few for you to sample
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BalmyNites · F
@stratosranger A catalogue right there 😍
cian91 · 31-35, M
Yous been told that, but do ya actually need one?
But I'll happily throw me hat in the already crowded ring haha
cian91 · 31-35, M
@BalmyNites That's the best way to be alright, good on ya! 🙂
BalmyNites · F
@cian91 Thanks 😊
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sassypants · 36-40, F
You poor thing, your inbox is going to be flooded with suitors.
sassypants · 36-40, F
@BalmyNites 😂😂. Best wishes on your search.
BalmyNites · F
@sassypants Ty, sweet lil thing 🤗
sassypants · 36-40, F
Thevy29 · 41-45, M
Get a dog, they shed less on the furniture.
@BalmyNites Just let me know, I will be happy to help. 🙂
BalmyNites · F
@Spracer So sweet, from all the way over there 🤗😘
@BalmyNites You are welcome. 🤗
Apply within??

Some profile shots:

@BalmyNites Ha ha ha that's funny. Reminds me a bit of Death in Paradise. So Benidorm is like the equivalent of Ibiza I hear mentioned as the party getaway hotspot for the UK. It's either there or Jersey.

At the 25:33 MARK hilarious - reminds me of Ms. Slokum from Are You Being Served
[youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PFcHRm-Vk0]
BalmyNites · F
@SethGreene531 Oh I’m so glad you could find it, isn’t it hilarious 😂

Typical Brits abroad lol
@BalmyNites Yes, youtube is indispensable.

Typical Brits lol.😂..some of the best humor I've encountered is from the British Isles. They have such a wonderful take on everything.

I used to watch Black Books a lot too with Dylan Moran, and followed My Family with Kris Marshall until the cable provider dropped it.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006xj32/episodes/guide
Ambroseguy80 · 51-55, M
And you agreed. ;)
What do you think Miss lovely Balmy??
@Ambroseguy80

Hello Ambrose... 🤗🤗

Only the chosen one... she has class..
@BalmyNites

Im absolutely fine... thank you beautiful...

Hope you are fine too.. 😘😘
BalmyNites · F
@Soossie Thank you lovely Soos, always so kind 🤗💜😘
SW-User
I'm sure the man of your nightmares * coughs * I mean dreams is on here ..I mean it's a veritable smorgasbord of ......men ?
BalmyNites · F
@SW-User Absolutely, right?! 😂
Give us your checklist ... and make sure "knows how to make margaritas" is on the list!
BalmyNites · F
@questionWeaver Lol, hope you are well my friend 🤗
@BalmyNites Thank you for asking ... am of good spirits!
BalmyNites · F
@questionWeaver Good to hear 😊
SW-User
💜💜 Sweet lady hope you're having a nice day
BalmyNites · F
@SW-User Only ok, babe? 💜
SW-User
@BalmyNites very well hehe
BalmyNites · F
@SW-User Well that’s good, I’m glad to hear it 🌹🤗
Viper · M
Lol, joking I assume? Lol
BalmyNites · F
@Viper Well, just thought I’d find me a man for those cold Winter nights, what with energy prices rising lol 😂
Viper · M
@BalmyNites well if you need a cuddler, I'm available ;)
BalmyNites · F
@Viper Cuddlers are always welcome 😊
Still accepting applications
@BalmyNites do you have an application? Or do I just apply within you inbox and leave a load.. I mean message?
BalmyNites · F
@Jimthere4fun Now don’t ya go clogging up my inbox lol 😁
@BalmyNites it's just an oyster or two
MrBrownstone · 46-50, M
Too far away
BalmyNites · F
@MrBrownstone Sure, but I’ll expect you to make up for lost time
MrBrownstone · 46-50, M
@BalmyNites Too clingy for me
BalmyNites · F
@MrBrownstone Cracking me up 😂
MrGomco · 36-40, M
Do you like horses?
MrGomco · 36-40, M
@BalmyNites I mean, being outside in the nature.
BalmyNites · F
@MrGomco It’s ok, I was just joking with you 🤗

Yes, I love the outdoors, land & sea 💜
MrGomco · 36-40, M
@BalmyNites ohh that's sounds interesting 😉
jackjjackson · 61-69, M
What are you looking for in a man please?
BalmyNites · F
@jackjjackson Just the usual, hardworking, clean & good morals but if he can make me laugh, then well… 🔥
jackjjackson · 61-69, M
Well…. What?

Q: What do electric trains and women’s breasts have in common?
A: They were originally intended for children, but it’s the men who play with them the most.

@BalmyNites
BalmyNites · F
@jackjjackson Jack, that did make me laugh 😂
mrh1972 · MVIP
Pick me! Lol
BalmyNites · F
@mrh1972 Thats great to hear, I’m fine too thank you 😊
mrh1972 · MVIP
@BalmyNites bedtime for
Me. Xx
BalmyNites · F
@mrh1972 Night night & sweet ones xx
yeronlyman · 51-55, M
😂😂😂

Friends deciding for you?
BalmyNites · F
@yeronlyman Hell no, I pick the shortlist 😂😂😂

How are you my friend, long time no see, it’s lovely to see you 🤗☘️🥃
yeronlyman · 51-55, M
@BalmyNites ah yes… chose wisely

Ah good to see you too

Being a monk out in real life
Not so bad after all 🤣😬🙏🏻🤗
BalmyNites · F
@yeronlyman A monk hmmm, that’s interesting lol

A story there somewhere 😁

Slainte! 🥃☘️
Beebo · M
I'm single, I'm single .. but .. staying single. Good luck tho 😁
BalmyNites · F
@Beebo Thank you 😁
DownTheStreet · 51-55, M
You’re a little far away I think
BalmyNites · F
@DownTheStreet But it’s worth it, for true love? 😁
DownTheStreet · 51-55, M
@BalmyNites hmm. Can you come here instead, the weather is nicer?
BalmyNites · F
@DownTheStreet Amazing! 😂🤗😘
Diesel95 · 36-40, MVIP
The only problem is babe there nomman alive worthy of your beautiful self
SW-User
This is like swimming with sharks on your period
BalmyNites · F
@SW-User Omg just saw this Soph! 😂😂😂
Hey I need an update when we find out who makes the Final Cut
Benjr134 · M
Does anyone really need a man?
BalmyNites · F
@Benjr134 I don’t mind saying, I’ve no wish to live my life without the wonderful masculine accompaniment of shared joyfulness & love of life 😊
Wayne91 · 31-35, M
Are you still welcoming applications? Lol 😂
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Let me know where and when..
StevetheSleeve · 31-35, M
Car need fixing? You can do it!
Raymuundo · 46-50, M
Be careful what you wish for!

 
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